Hayseed Dixie - Wish I Was You Ukulele

I saw that someone else requested this, and I felt I had to oblige.  Love this tune.


     G                    C             D
Well I think, that you're really really cool,

    G                 C         D
And I think that your body does rule,

           G             C      D            G   C   G   D
That's why I wish, I was you so I could f**k me, me, me, me.

     G              C              D
Well I know, that I do kick ass in bed,

    G               C       D
And I would give my ownself head,

   G           C      D            G   C   G   D
If I could, be you so I could f**k me, me, me, me.


C                     G
I'd like to sacrafice your persona,

A               D
On the altar of my balona.


(Instrumental - just like verse)


     G       C               D
Well I would treat me like a God,

    D       C              D
And I would worship my own rod,

   G           C      D            G   C   G   D
If I could, be you so I could f**k me, me, me, me.


C                     G
I'd like to sacrafice your persona,

A               D
On the altar of my balona,


(Spoken)
Cuz sometimes, when you ain't got nobody to love ya,
Ya just gotta love yourself.


     G                    C             D
Well I think, that you're really really cool,

    G                 C         D
And I think that your body does rule,

           G             C      D            G   C   G   D
That's why I wish, I was you so I could f**k me, me, me, me.

     G        C        D
Yeah I would, I would, I would,

G        C        D
I would, I would, I would,

G          C      D            G   C   G   D
I would be you so I could f**k me, me, me, me.

     G        C        D
Yeah I would, I would, I would,

G        C        D
I would, I would, I would,

G          C      D            G   C   G   D
I would be you so I could f**k me, me, me, me.