I'm Keeping Your Poop
Hayseed Dixie
(chorus)
G
Keeping your poop in a jar,
D/F
Til the day you come back
A
so I don't forget just what you are.
C D G C D
Yeah I'm keeping your poop in a jar.
(verse)
C
You thought you took everything,
G D
but you left something behind for me.
C
I scooped it out, I bottled it up,
G D/F
now its there on a stand by the bed
C Em
to remind me case I ever forget.
C D
You're just a piece of poop.
(chorus)
(violin break: with chorus chords)
(mandolin break: with chorus chords)
(Let me testify)
(verse)
C
I had a moment of weakness once
G D
so I opened the lid for a smell.
C
It all came back to me baby.
G D/F
One vaporous rush I remembered you well.
C Em
How could I ever forget,
C D
Aw that you're a piece of... poop.
(chorus)
G
Keeping your poop in a jar,
D
Til the day you come back
Am9
so I don't forget just what you are.
C D G
Yeah I'm keeping your poop in a jar.
C D
Now, ho everybody sing.
(chorus)
C D G
Keeping your poop in a jar.
C D E
Keeping your poop in a jar,
C D G
Keeping your, a poop in a jar.
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