I met an old friend in the bar the other night
He got a little drunk and he wanted to fight;
He jumped up and challenged every man in the room.
And just about the time he got the words out
An old boy jumped up and closed his mouth
And used his head for a mop and his butt for a broom.
It was an Attitude Adjustment, I guess it was his first time.
An attitude adjustment, now he understands just fine.
C (hit once) C7 (hit once)ΚΚ
He got bent out of shape, then he opened his mouth
F (hit once) D7 (hit once)ΚΚ
And just one appointment straightened him right out
It was an attitude adjustment--It'll work every time.