I met an old friend in the bar the other night
He got a little drunk and he wanted to fight;
F G C
He jumped up and challenged every man in the room.
And just about the time he got the words out
An old boy jumped up and closed his mouth
F G C
And used his head for a mop and his butt for a broom.
C A7 D7 G C
It was an Attitude Adjustment, I guess it was his first time.
C A7 D7 G
An attitude adjustment, now he understands just fine.
C (hit once) C7 (hit once)ÊÊ
He got bent out of shape, then he opened his mouth
F (hit once) D7 (hit once)ÊÊ
And just one appointment straightened him right out
C A7 D7 G7 C
It was an attitude adjustment--It'll work every time.