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Hank Green, Mules Are So Half Ass Chords (ver.1)

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Mules Are So Half Ass Chords (ver.1)

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                Here's another funny Hank Green, the musical half of the "vlogbrothers"
song off his 2009 album "This Machine Pwns N00bs". This is probably the 
funniest song of his so far just because of the constant witty world play 
in every single line of the song. If you have issues with Hanks signature 
spastic strumming style or the timing of the song, just listen to the song 
and try to play along. And, when you've made your final judgement on the 
tab, please rate and comment.

Standard Tuning

Intro:

Strum the C chord a few times 'til you get the rythm.

Verse 1:

                  Fmaj7            G           C
The mink lost her furry scarf, she said it was stolen,
                  Fmaj7                  G              C
The shoe salesman wanted to help, 'cause he had so much sole,
    Fmaj7               G                  C
But then his whole left side fell off, but he's all right now,
    Fmaj7           G              C               G
The pregnant heifer saw it happen, yeah, she had a cow,

Chorus:

        C   Fmaj7      G                   C
And the C O 2 delivery guy always gives me gas,
                  Fmaj7 G                       C
And I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,
                    Fmaj7 G                       C
Yeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass. 

Verse 2:

                        Fmaj7         G             C
The bike can't stand up by itself, it says it's two-tired,
                Fmaj7             G               C
The human cannonball was late for work and he got fired,
    Fmaj7             G                  C
And if your pants are too big you'll get exposed in the end,
    Fmaj7             G                C                  G
And if you crash your fancy car you'll see how a mercedez bends,

Chorus:

        C   Fmaj7      G                   C
And the C O 2 delivery guy always gives me gas,
                  Fmaj7 G                       C
And I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,
                    Fmaj7 G                       C
Yeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass. 

Verse 3:

                        Fmaj7          G                    C
I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me,
                        Fmaj7    G                 C
It's just like riding a bike, or playing with your wii,
   Fmaj7              G          C
If you don't pay your excorcist, you'll get repossessed,
    Fmaj7          G                C                    G
The pirate shot himself so he could have that dead man's chest,

Chorus:

        C   Fmaj7      G                   C
And the C O 2 delivery guy always gives me gas,
                  Fmaj7 G                       C
And I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,
                    Fmaj7 G                       C
Yeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,
                    Fmaj7 G                       C
Yeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,
                    Fmaj7 G                       C
Yeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass. 

And that should be that for "Mules Are So Half Ass" by Hank Green. And 
remember, when you've made your final judgement on the tab, please rate and 
leave a comment. And feel free to stop by my profile and check out some of 
my other tabs as well. And feel free to join my "UGs Online Music Debate" 
music.

-I hope you enjoy; my little droogies.
            
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