Half Man Half Biscuit - The Best Things In Life Chords

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My uncle Charlie is a cynical man
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And his wife's a touch sceptical too
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They've got one of those stickers in the back of their van
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It says "We've seen the prices at the zoo"
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Well today I knocked upon their door and said that I was passing
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And Charlie launched a scathing attack
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When I asked him what I'd done he said "You stupid bastard
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We live in a cul-de-sac".
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Went to Dali's party it was fancy dress
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I just stuck an apple in my face
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I saw a chap who obviously was out to impress
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Reckoned he beat Gagarin in to space
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He said "Hi there Salv, like sorry I'm late
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But I was getting done up as a Mogul Thrash Acetate"
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Me I got bored, so I went home
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Got into bed and came to the conclusion:
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There is nothing better in life
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Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro,
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There is nothing better in life
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Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro,
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There is nothing better in life
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Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro,
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There is nothing better in life
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Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro
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On a Saturday night instead of going to the pub.