Half Man Half Biscuit - Secret Gig Chords

A          E   A          E
Psst, Sssh     Psst, Sssh
A          E   A     E
Psst, Sssh     Sssh.


        A
They're gonna be unveiling some new material
    D                  A
Some new material, some new material

And the drummer's got a song that he'd like to try out
    D                   A
In a live environment, a live environment       
E                               D                 A
Tell it down the mines, there's gonna be a secret gig
             E                        D                    A
You've gotta knock three times if you want to see a secret gig.


A          E    A          E
Psst, Sssh      Psst, Sssh
A          E    A     E
Psst, Sssh      Sssh.
  

    A
The information needed can found in anagram
  D                   A
Upon the internet the day before

I've got a cousin in Tredegar but he's unreliable
    D           A
And undeniably a rank buffoon
          E                             D                   A
But I can tolerate his crimes 'cos he's never done a secret gig
           E                       D                     A
He's gotta knock three times if he wants to see a secret gig.


(no chord)
Ten past nine, the Borderline

A mole sold a leak to the new fanzine

The 'zine flipped, tongue slipped
                                          A    (nc)  A
And we all headed off to the nearest tube.     Sssh.
A
MI5 Plus One, CIA Plus Two

MFI Plus Three, Sir Roger Casement Plus Four

Bob from the basement and friends

Evan Dando Plus Ten, and his sister Suzanne
                                 (nc)
Who lives by the river.          Sssh.