Half Man Half Biscuit - Reflections In A Flat Chords

(Intro C G C G)
C                     G
Oh darling sugar honey
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When it was nice and sunny
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And when I had some money
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We would go and see Echo And The Bunny   men.
C                               G
Since I was eight I've loved you
C                                   G
Through garden gates I've shoved you
C                                  G
Then there's the time I slashed you
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And you had to go to hospital.
C                       G
Now you are gone forever
C                        G
Shot by your Uncle Trevor
C                       G
My story seems so tragic
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Ali Bongo's good at contortionism.
   Am        G           F           G
Oh he's much better than David Nixon ever was
Am     G  F  G    Am G F G
Woh oh oh oo-ooh.
C                         G
Slowly I picked my life up
C                            G
Now I go and pick the wife up
C                             G
She works at Marks & Spencer's
C                     G
La la la Lech Walesas.
C                             G
When Cupid threw her last dart
C                              G
You girl were still in my heart
C                        G
I love you more than ever
C                           G   D  D  G
Even though I married Trevor.