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Half Man Half Biscuit - Petty Sessions Chords

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Petty Sessions Chords

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Half Man Half Biscuit
Half Man Half Biscuit


C
I stick me big nose in
           
When I go out
            
Sealed-off car park
G
What’s it all about?

I like an altercation with a member of staff
                      C
“That was a ten pound note!”

C
I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
                  G
I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
C   C7            F
I ring up Dial-A-Pizza
G                           C
And say that’s not how I would spell “Hawaiian”

C
Facebook Mum


Sea Bass, Man Bag
G
Fifty quid to Chad

Would the congregation like to rise and sing
            C
Hymn number 252

C
Here come the Barmy Army
                   G
They’re absolutely crazy
C     C7            F
Bart, Elvis and the baby
G                          C
Kill, kill, kill, stab murder and despatch.
            
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