Half Man Half Biscuit - Persian Rug Sale At The Urc Chords

[Intro]
C G C G C G C G
C G C G C G C G
C Csus4 C Csus4
C Csus4 C Csus4
 
[Verse 1]
F           G                  C        F         G             C
 Wearing my buskins of mottled cordovan, I waited patiently for love
F                     G                      A
 It came along in the shape of you but with another man
   F            D7                G
So go, Svetlana go; your palfrey awaits.
F            G                           C     F                 G               C
 Consoled myself with a cheese and onion batch, ‘Sing To God’ by Cardiacs, and a beer
F                        G                   A
 Then like a blockhead I followed you to the Odeon
F                 D7                 G
 Still wearing my buskins of mottled cordovan.
 
[Instr]
C Csus4 C Csus4
C Csus4 C Csus4
C G C G C G
 
[Verse 2]
F              G                      C     F                G  C
 Seems like my time machine is on the blink – this should be 1461
F                     G             A
 Now I can see I’m at Towton by the carnage
F                        D7               G
 But Alfie Bass and that drone had got me foxed.
      F              G                        C           F           G                 C
J-J-J-J-J Jimmy’s on overnights, Maureen’s on seven-three. Edward the Fourth is on self scan
F                  G                     A
 Norman Hunter and Francis Lee are going  toe to toe
F            D7              G
 Amongst the entrails of the slain.
 
[Instr]
C F C D7 G
C F G F C Gm G
C G C
F C G C
F C G C
 
[Coda]
F       G   C  F       G   C  F          G       C               Ab  G
 At the U R C,  at the U R C,  there’s a Persian rug sale at the U R C
F       G   C  F       G   C  F          G       C               Ab  G
 At the U R C,  at the U R C,  there’s a Persian rug sale at the U R C
 
C Csus4 C Csus4
C Csus4 C Csus4
C Csus4 C Csus4 C