Half Man Half Biscuit - Mod Diff Vdiff Hard Severe Chords

[Intro]
D      G  Em  G  A

[Verse 1]
D
 Upon a ledge I could do with chalk

I’d only gone for a sensible walk

I didn’t bank on espying your form
G                   Em
You said you were Yosemite bound
G                   A
You said we’d never get off the ground.

[Verse 2]
D
 I’m well aware it’s a love in vain

You’re a peak I can never attain

I’m so low level I’m in the drain
G                      Em
Grade one loose scree, I’m OK
G                        A
Trapped on Cloggy though, no way.

[Chorus]
D                 G      A
Mod. Diff. Vdiff. Hard severe
D              G      A
How do I climb out of here?
D                   G      A
Half past crag fast here I cling
G                      A
Call me a blockhead, a shell of a  man
G              A
Call Llanberis quick as you can.

[Break]
E           G           A
 Dreams are wheeling on thermals
E           G              A
 Streams of thought gone awry
E          G              A
 Schemes embarked on sent reeling
E            G
 Whaling the tar out of me.
A                G        A
 Call out to the ghost of Kirkus
A                  G        A       D     G  Em  G  A
 I call out to the ghost of Kirkus.

[Verse 3]
D
 You say I’m stupid, you say I’m a clown

You call me Incapability Brown

So you’re the best chance of getting me down
G               Em
Ropeless maybe, hopeless no
G                   A
My Jacket’s pumpkin: Paramo.

[Chorus]
D                 G      A
Mod. Diff. Vdiff. Hard severe
D                  G      A
Won’t you winch me out of here
D                  G      A
Head cam, dead ram not my scene
G       A
M E N L O V E
G               A            A  G D
 Let me have myself in thee.