Half Man Half Biscuit - Fix It So She Dreams Of Me Chords

Intro Dm   F A Dm (x4)

          Dm                F             A               Dm
There’s a girl I’m told who rolls her eyes at the Gok Wan acolytes
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Underneath her bed there lies a collection of ammonites
        F                            C
And she lives somewhere you wouldn’t wanna get stuck
     Gm                    Bb
That can’t be found in the Domesday Book;
F                       C
Cromwell’s troops never billeted there,
     Gm               A
Dick Turpin never had Bess shoed where
     Dm            F             A               Dm           Dm   F A Dm (x2)
This girl I’m told rolls her eyes at the Gok Wan acolytes.
Dm         F            A              Dm
This spoon in my drawer; a reminder of childhood
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Stayed loyal down the years in a way others never could.
F            C          Gm            Bb
The wine has coiled its way around my understanding
F           C        Gm          A
And I’m deaf to your libertarian jeers.
     Dm                    F        A                 Dm       Bb
They should just brick Jim Beglin up with the Gok Wan acolytes,
A               (inst D F#m G A(x2), F Bb F Bb Gm Bb A (x2)
Brick him up.
F#m           G               A
She in signal red, me in drab olive,
   F#m               G                    A
We made our way from Loggerheads to Hope.
Dm          F              A            Dm 
Blue skies, good underfoot, I played my sackbut.
Gm         Bb        A
Somewhat unwittingly kindled the underbrush;
Dm            F          Dm           F
Through my haphazard ways I’d set the woods ablaze
Gm              Bb          A
But I’d had the best of days along the trail.
F     C       Gm              Bb           F
And I feel retiring her would constitute a crime
      C           Gm       Bb          F
And I know Chesil Beach is far away in time
A   Dm  A    Dm          A            Dm
And now I’ve found these androids empathise
      A           Dm            A            Dm
Understand and realise, so it’s really no surprise
         Gm                 A      A7                Dm             Dm  F A Dm (x2)
I’ve got one that rolls its eyes’’’’. at the Gok Wan acolytes.