Half Man Half Biscuit - 1966 And All That Chords

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We sat and decided as the seasons collided
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That our love was purely utopian

If it wasn't for my pills, my psychiatric bills
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And your unreliable fallopian.

Then I guessed we'd be fine, embraced on cloud nine
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Emotionally impossible to sever

You'd turn around quickly and ever so sickly
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I'd tell you I'd love you forever.

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If only you'd give me my Lev Yashin poster back
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Six months ago I returned your brown anorak
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But you keep forgetting and it's far too upsetting
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So baby Ferenc Puskas to you, to you
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Baby Ferenc Puskas to you.

Am
And you know it's a shame but we were never the same
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On account of your stupid amnesia

Through teardrops I stare at the wall that's now bare
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And I reach for the Milk of Magnesia.

And I'll die on the floor and leave a note on the door
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Saying 'This ape has just left Gibraltar'

And in hell it will rain and I'll say once again
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That I'd stand next to you at the altar.

   Em                    Am
If only you'd give me my Lev Yashin poster back
Em                 Am
Six months ago I returned your brown anorak
    Em                           Am
But you keep forgetting and it's far too upsetting
   Em                    Am
So baby Ferenc Puskas to you, to you
Em                    Am
Baby Ferenc Puskas to you. With boots on.