Guttermouth - Lipstick Chords

Guttermouth
Lipstick

Key: E

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
E -   022100
G#m - 466444
A -   x02220
B -   x24442


Intro: Drumbeats


Verse 1:
E      G#m          A
  On a Tuesday afternoon
   B              E
my mom came in my room
and said get the 
G#m           A
f**k up outta bed
    B                E
and get a god damned job
     G#m
so I told her hey 
    A
hey f**k you mom
    B
and threw the phone 
       E          G#m
at her head but I missed 
                    A
and hit her in the snatch
      B
so I slammed the 
            E
door in her face
               G#m
and said don't ever 
            A
barge in my room
        B
or I'll kick your ass 
    E
and call the cops
    G#m            A
and tell them I'm abused
    B                 E
and you'll wind up in jail
      G#m               A
while I go snowboard in vail
   B                E
no one to post your bail
    G#m            A
cuz daddy loves me more
   B                 E-G#m-A-B- x4
he says that you're a


Chorus 1:
       E
You're worthless
       G#m          A
you're lazy you're stupid
  B           E
a little over weight
    G#m        A
now give me 20 bucks
B             E
Mommy, you're worthless
       G#m          A
you're lazy you're stupid
  B           E
a little over weight
    G#m        A
now give me 20 bucks
   B         E     G#m A B E G#m A B <--Bass Solo x4
no make it 50 bucks


Verse 2:
E                 G#m
Now mom writes me letters
  A               B
I write return to sender
        E                G#m
let her rot there in her cell
  A                   B
I watch the dogs mate on her bed
E             G#m
sorry mommy I had to pawn
    A            B
the china silver and 
              E
all your jewelry
  G#m            A(hold)
I had to eat and rent a 
         B
bunch of prostitutes like-


Chorus 1:
 E           G#m
-you, you're lazy 
        A
you're stupid
  B           E
a little over weight
    G#m        A
now give me 20 bucks
B             E
Mommy, you're worthless
       G#m          A
you're lazy you're stupid
  B           E
a little over weight
    G#m        A
now give me 20 bucks
   B
no make it 50-


Outro: Talking
E
-bucks no make it 
G#m              A
60 bucks make it 75
                   B
why don't you just give 
                  E
me your whole god damn purse
  G#m
I hope you're having 
               A
fun rotting in jail
                B         E-G#m-A-B-E-G#m-A-
maybe I'll come visit you nah
  B                   E(Hold)
enjoy your stretch in jail