Gifted But Twisted - Ice Cream Man Chords

Intro:
Em G# A  C#m  B   3x              |
G# A  B           1x              | Repeat the intro 4x

Intro Riff:
e|----------------------------------------|
B|------7h8p7--5~--7h8p7--5~---4--5--4----|
G|--9~------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------|


Verse:
Em            G#   A
Well, I'm a piece of white trash
C#m             B
Living in the suburbs
Em          G#   A
Working minimum wage
             C#m          B
'Cause I'm dumber than a turd
Em           G#   A
Dropped out of fifth grade
C#m          B
Living on welfare
  G#
I don't have an id
       A     B
But I don't really care
Em          G#    A
I couldn't find a job
    C#m              B
It really was quite tiring
Em          G#    A
And then I saw an ad
     C#m            B
Ice cream man now hiring
Em            G#    A
I took my mother's mini-van
      C#m           B
That stolen piece of cr*p
G#
Boom kiddies
         A    B
The ice cream man is back


Chorus:
Em   G#  A    C#m   B
    I am the ice cream man
Em       G#     A          C#m   B
    Running over kids in my mini-van
Em   G#  A    C#m   B
    I am the ice cream man
G#                 A     B
    Running over kids in my mini-van

Verse 2:
Em                G#       A
Well, I'm driving down the street
C#m                 B
Shootin' kids with a 40
Em        G#  A
Listen in closely
   C#m          B
This is a good story
Em           G#       A
I guess a little skaterpunk
C#m              B
Didn't really like me
       G#           
I said "what you want?"
    A         B
And he said "bite me!"
Em          G#    A
So, I took the scooper
     C#m             B
And shoved it up his pooper
Em             G#          A          C#m    B
And he's been limping for days
Em          G#    A
And I just sat
   C#m        B
I sat and laughed
         G#          A      B
As the little punk waddled away


Chorus:
Em   G#  A    C#m   B
    I am the ice cream man
Em       G#     A          C#m   B
    Running over kids in my mini-van
Em   G#  A    C#m   B
    I am the ice cream man
G#                 A     B
    Running over kids in my mini-van

Intro: 
Em   G#  A    C#m   B   3x   |
G# A  B                 1x   | Repeat 2x


Chorus:
Em   G#  A    C#m   B
    I am the ice cream man
Em       G#     A          C#m   B
    Running over kids in my mini-van
Em   G#  A    C#m   B
    I am the ice cream man
G#                 A     B
    Running over kids in my mini-van

Em   G#  A    C#m   B
    I am the ice cream man
Em       G#     A          C#m   B
    Running over kids in my mini-van
Em   G#  A    C#m   B
    I am the ice cream man
G#                 A     B
    Running over kids in my mini-van