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Weed Card

Weed Card Chords

Garfunkel And Oates - Weed Card chords, tabs, tablatures, lyrics

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Weed Card Chords – Garfunkel And Oates

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  Intro {D,G,D,G}


   D                G
Everyone knows marijuana's dangerous.
   D              G
Medical pot is really strong.
        D                   G
That's why it's so hard in California,
    D
to get your weed card,
   G                 D         G
unless something's really wrong.   {D,G,D,G}
 
  D               G
Gonna pay a visit to my doctor. 
  D                      G
It's a long shot but I gotta try. 
      D                 G                D              G
She hands me a list of all the illnesses I can have to qualify. 
 A                                (A)
Can't believe what I am reading, this is just what I've been needing.
      D        G             D      G
A Government supply to get legally high. 

   REFRAIN:

  Em       A                D
 Weed card,  that's what I need 
   G         Em   A        D
hardly ever OK always but it's not an
 G              Em             A
addiction cause my doctor gave me,
        D
A prescription.

{G,D,G}
        

Verse: {D,G,D,G}
 
  D                          G                D              G
 You can get your card for having headaches, bad dreams, or anxiety, 
  D                        G        D          G
especially for drugs or alcohol, anorexia or obesity. 
     D       G           D       G
Too fat too thin either way you win.
 D                     G                D            G
Heart dome syndrome, color blindness st-studuring, t-tooth decay.
   D                   G                D            G
Fatigue, depression, motion sickness, impotence, or TMJ. 

 A                                     (A)
 You can smoke to quit cigarettes or asthma or your mother f***in turrets. 
         D         G                    D         G
It's a dream come true, there's nothing pot can't do. 

   REFRAIN:

  Em       A                D
 Weed card,  that's what I need 
   G         Em   A        D
hardly ever OK always but it's not an
 G              Em             A
addiction cause my doctor gave me,
        D
A prescription. {G,D,G}
        

                   Dm
 Break it down now, Got back pain need Mary Jane,
  {Dm}
 cant handle this need cannabis gotta stomach ache, 
   {Dm}
gotta wake and bake, got an injury need THC.

      Am
 Get f***ed up for your hyperhidrosis,
            F
 which is sweaty palms in case you need a diagnosis!
       D      G                D      G
 It's not a crime, it's worth twenty times.


REFRAIN:

  Em       A                D
 Weed card,  that's what I need 
   G         Em   A        D
hardly ever OK always but it's not an
 G              Em             A
addiction cause my doctor gave me,
        D
A prescription.
 





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