Intro {D,G,D,G}
D G
Everyone knows marijuana's dangerous.
D G
Medical pot is really strong.
D G
That's why it's so hard in California,
D
to get your weed card,
G D G
unless something's really wrong. {D,G,D,G}
D G
Gonna pay a visit to my doctor.
D G
It's a long shot but I gotta try.
D G D G
She hands me a list of all the illnesses I can have to qualify.
A (A)
Can't believe what I am reading, this is just what I've been needing.
D G D G
A Government supply to get legally high.
REFRAIN:
Em A D
Weed card, that's what I need
G Em A D
hardly ever OK always but it's not an
G Em A
addiction cause my doctor gave me,
D
A prescription.
{G,D,G}
Verse: {D,G,D,G}
D G D G
You can get your card for having headaches, bad dreams, or anxiety,
D G D G
especially for drugs or alcohol, anorexia or obesity.
D G D G
Too fat too thin either way you win.
D G D G
Heart dome syndrome, color blindness st-studuring, t-tooth decay.
D G D G
Fatigue, depression, motion sickness, impotence, or TMJ.
A (A)
You can smoke to quit cigarettes or asthma or your mother f***in turrets.
D G D G
It's a dream come true, there's nothing pot can't do.
REFRAIN:
Em A D
Weed card, that's what I need
G Em A D
hardly ever OK always but it's not an
G Em A
addiction cause my doctor gave me,
D
A prescription. {G,D,G}
Dm
Break it down now, Got back pain need Mary Jane,
{Dm}
cant handle this need cannabis gotta stomach ache,
{Dm}
gotta wake and bake, got an injury need THC.
Am
Get f***ed up for your hyperhidrosis,
F
which is sweaty palms in case you need a diagnosis!
D G D G
It's not a crime, it's worth twenty times.
REFRAIN:
Em A D
Weed card, that's what I need
G Em A D
hardly ever OK always but it's not an
G Em A
addiction cause my doctor gave me,
D
A prescription.
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