Garfunkel And Oates - Self Esteem Chords

Intro: C F Dsus2 { G }

C             F                   Dsus2
You text at three in the morning
            G            C
And you misspell my name
                  F                          Dsus2
You've slept with half my friends on Facebook
                G              C
And most of them think you are lame

               F                    Dsus2
You say that with me it's different
               G             C
And you're not that big of a dick
                F                            Dsus2
And if you disappear it's cause you're busy
                 G               Am
Not cause you're with some other chick

{Prechorus:
             Em            Am
 I know that this might be uncouth
                     Em           G    ( G )
 But I've decided to tell you the truth]


[Chorus: 
 C                    F
 My self esteem's not low enough to date you
 Dsus2                  G
      [It's/ close, but not quite there
       It's/
         So]
 C                      F                         Dsus2
  Give me time to get a little more [ rejected/
                                     desperate/
                                        wasted]
                   G               C       F     Dsus2
 And you and I can make an awesome pair
   G               C       F    Dsus2 { G }
 A totally awesome pair]


C           F                    Dsus2
I seem like your perfect target
               G              C
Like I've been lonely for too long
                        F               Dsus2
You think I haven't had sex in forever
           G                    C
And I'll admit that you're not wrong

             F                   Dsus2
But I would rather have no one
                G             C
Than this cr*p let me reaffirm
                       F                        Dsus2
I wouldn't touch your dick if I'd been poisoned
                G             Am
And the antidote was in your sperm


[Prechorus + Chorus]


Bridge:
F                      C
Thanks for not even pretending to respect me
   F                          C
Or slightly acknowledging how mean this is
             F               ( C      G C )
Cause what's easy to find is a loving relationship
       G                    G             G     G
What's hard for a girl like me to find is   penises

( G )
Especially when I'm on the road
 ( G )
Or anywhere, really
    ( G )
Cause I'm a girl, hello
     ( G )
That's kind of how it goes

F                C
Love is illusive and impossible
    F                   C
But dicks are available everywhere
   F                   ( C G   C )
So sorry if I don't feel super lucky
         G                   G                   G
To get a penis likes yours attached to a man who can't
                 G
 even pretend to care

( G )
  Maybe if something goes horribly awry
      ( G )
And I think I'll never find a better guy
      ( G     G )
But for now
    G    G
For now

[Chorus]