Standard Tuning, capo 2nd fret
hints: try to mute your high E string when playing the Dsus2, and you can
can also alternate between G and G7. The strum is kind of a quick shuffle
type thing. The G's at the end of the chorus and the intro are played as a
slow strum, hit each string one at a time. Same with the chords in the bridge
Intro - C F Dsus2 G(stop)
C F Dsus2
You text at three in the morning
G C
And you misspell my name
F Dsus2
You slept with half my friends on Facebook
G C
And most of them think you are lame
F Dsus2
You say that with me it's different
G C
And your not that big of a dick
F Dsus2
When you disappear it's cause you're busy
G Am
Not 'cause your with some other chick
Em Am
I know that this may be uncool
Em G
But I want to tell you the truth
Chorus
C F
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
Dsus2 G
It's close but not quite there
C F Dsus2
Need time to get a little more rejected
G C F Dsus2
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
G C F Dsus2 G(stop)
A totally awesome pair
C F Dsus2
I seem like your perfect target
G C
Like I've been lonely for too long
F Dsus2
You think I haven't had sex in forever
G C
And I'll admit that you're not wrong
F Dsus2
But I would rather have nothing
G C
Than this crap, let me reaffirm
F Dsus2
I wouldn't touch your dick if I was poisoned
G Am
And the antidote was in your sperm
Em Am
I know that this may be uncool
Em G
But I want to tell you the truth
C F
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
Dsus2 G
It's pretty close but not quite there
C F Dsus2
Need time to get a little more desperate
G C F Dsus2
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
G C F Dsus2 G(stop)
A totally awesome pair
Bridge
Am Em
We could last forever
F C
You just have to give me time
Am C
To learn to deal with bullshit
F G
And blatant lies
C G
But for now... for now
C F
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
Dsus2 G
It's so close but not quite there
C F Dsus2
Need time to get a little more wasted
G C F Dsus2
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
G C F Dsus2 G(stop)
A totally awesome pair
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