Frank Turner - Linoleum Ukulele

Chords:
        E-A-D-G-B-E
E       0-2-2-1-0-0
G#      4-6-6-5-0-0
C#m     9-11-11-9-0-0
B       7-9-9-8-0-0
A       5-7-7-6-0-0


E                                  G#
Possesions never meant anything to me
             C#m
I'm not crazy
                B                 A        B
Well that's not true, I've got a bed, and a guitar
      E                             G#
And a dog named Bob who p**ses on my floor
                         C#m
That's right, I've got a floor
    B       A         B
So what, so what, so what?
     E                    G#
I've got pockets full of kleenex and lint and holes
      C#m          B           A
where everything important to me
               B                 E
Just seems to fall right down my leg
               G#
And on to the floor
C#m          B             A
My closest friend linoleum
A        E
Linoleum
G#                C#m                    A
Supports my head, gives me something to believe
E                                      G#
That's me on the beachside combing the sand
                  C#m
Metal meter in my hand
                          A
Sporting a pocket full of change
E                                              G#
That's me on the street with a violin under my chin
               C#m                  A
Playing with a grin, singing gibberish
E                            G#
That's me on the back of the bus
                 C#m
That's me in the cell
                      A
That's me inside your head
                      E         G#          C#m       A
That's me inside your hhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeaaaaaaadddddd
                          E 
That's me inside your head