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Everything Everything - Photoshop Handsome Chords

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Photoshop Handsome Chords

(ver. 1)
Everything Everything
All chords normal except:
C#m6add9 tab: 646644 (but just play C# major if you can’t manage and it will sound 
fine, I find this chord horrific to play)

Intro: B, A♭ C#m6add9

B       A♭         C#m6add9       A♭
I will gain an extra life, when I get the high score.
B         A♭      C#m6add9      A♭
You could respawn anywhere?
I am one with the furniture, more inanimate than amateur
Like a television set! Gangrene knuckle announced so audibly!
I will boost my attention span; soon my clock will have a minute hand
You’ve become a smithereen!
(I’m watching that!) Foxhound frolic on the abattoir floor, up in
heaven it’s symmetrical oh

C#        A♭                          B
Airbrush! What have you done with my father?
E♭                      C#
Why does he look like a carving? 
E♭                      C#
How do I live in the present?
E♭             
I make my own density?

    C#        A♭                     B
And Ah-Ah-Ah! Who did your Photoshop handsome? 
E♭                 C#
You ready for reincarnation? 
       E♭                      E         F#
Gotta come back as something organic, Or come back as something else!

(same chords as verse)

Just come back as something else!

More dollar! Less
scholar! Less time! 

My teeth dazzle like an igloo wall, I inhabit, I
inhibit y'all!
Can you operate alone?
Chest pumped elegantly elephantine,
southern hemisphere by Calvin Klein
Watch your dorsal fin collapse! I know nothing about my history!
I put a rainforest in an Oxo cube! Struck by lightning if I take the tube!
Thank your chromosomes for that 
I have skin like a waxen peel, and a face that I can never feel but

(same chords as previous verse)

Airbrush! 
What have you done with my landscape? 
Flooding the fields with this clone shape
Where is the country you died for?
And what is the century?

And
Ah-Ah-Ah!
Who did your Photoshop handsome? 
You ready for reincarnation?
Gotta come back as something less frantic
                              C#
You gotta banish that army of panic
                              E♭ A♭
Gotta come back as something organic, 
E♭                     C#        E♭
Come back as something organic, Come back as something 
C#
organic…
    E             F#  
or come back as something else!

(same chords as verse)

I will gain an extra life,
I will gain an extra

(smash out C#m6add9 a few times)

Airbrush! 
What have you done with my father?

Why does he look like a carving? 
How do I live in the present?
I make my own density

And Ah-Ah-Ah!
Who did your Photoshop handsome? 
You ready for
reincarnation? 
Gotta come back as something organic, 
                          C#7
Or come back as something else!
            
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