Ed Sheeran - Traktor Ukulele

This is Ed Sheeran's cover of Traktor as on BBC live lounge (he says mother-loving not f**king).

Pretty sure this is right. Can't remember if he did the bridge but haven't worked that 
out yet anyway. Any feedback welcome.

Standard tuning and No capo:

G* = -3-
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Em7              C                         G
The mirror can't look me in the eyes, no way

               G*                    Em7
I float like a ribbon in the sky, no *plane*

         C                   G                  D             
    Em7
Eh yo, smooth or rugged Imma usain run it cuz I does it in my own lane

          C
Then imma flash for the picture

G                      G*
She'll come back, no, *asta* la vista

Em7              C
Computer love I, Mac with my finger

G                      D
Baby I'm a man, not ya mister I missed ya

C
My lifestyles terribly wild

D
But you never catch me on the Jeremy Kyle show

C
Explosive, terrorist style

D                                              Em7
Don't think Imma blow i'll get you therapy now


Chorus:
 Em7      C                          G
 I missed school and I haven't got a job yet

          G*                             Em7
 My girls p**sed and my daughters on the way

        C                         G
 I went clubbin till my world was revolving

 D
 Pretty women and alcohol ehhh

 Em7         C                         G
 I ride this motherf**king beat like a tractor

 G*                                    Em7
 I ride this motherf**king beat like a train

      C                 G             D            Em7
 Choo choo! go hard, go faster, stack p's everyday

             C                         G
 I ride this motherf**king beat like a tractor

             G*                        Em7
 I ride this motherf**king beat like a plane

      C
 Zoom zoom now their out the room

 G                       D
 More women more alcohol eh


I'm living my life cause that's what I do best
 These girls in my bank want to show me interest
 Eh look, pounds or pennies I don't scrounge off any
 I am fly, I am not an insect
 And I'm the life of the party
 Came with Ken but I left with his Barbie
 Baby's with me,
 She can ride in the car seat
 If she's an angel, I'm Charlie, aw please

My lifestyles terribly wild
 But you'll never catch me on Jeremy Kyle show
 Explosive, terrorist style
 Don't think imma blow and get therapy now

[Chorus:]
 I miss school and I haven't got a job yet
 My girls p**sed and my daughters on the way
 I went clubbing till my world was revolving
 Pretty women and alcohol ehhh
 I ride this motherf**king beat like a tractor
 I ride this motherf**king beat like a train
 Choo choo blow horn go faster, stack p's everyday
 I ride this motherf**king beat like a tractor
 I ride this motherf**king beat like a plane
 Zoom zoom now their out the room
 More women more alcohol eh

Don't say my name when I'm at the bar,
 Cause I'm in the zone
 And I'm trying my hardest not to fall,
 And I'm so gone
 I'm so gone
 Just leave me alone, alone.

My lifestyles terribly wild
 But you never catch me on the Jeremy Kyle Show
 Explosive, terrorist style
 Don't think Imma blow i'll get you therapy now

[Chorus:]
 I missed school and I haven't got a job yet
 My girls p**sed and my daughters on the way
 I went clubbin till my world was revolving
 Pretty women and alcohol eh
 I ride this motherf**king beat like a tractor
 I ride this motherf**king beat like a train
 Choo choo blow horn go faster, stack p's everyday
 I ride this motherf**king beat like a tractor
 I ride this motherf**king beat like a plane
 Zoom zoom now their out the room
 More women more alcohol eh