Dresden Dolls - The Kill Ukulele

Am      C
I am an anarchist
   G 
an antichrist
   D
an asterix
Am      C
I am an anorak
   G
an acolyte
   Dm
an accidental
Am     C
I am eleven feet
    G
ok, eight...
        Dm
six foot three...
Am           C            G          D
I fought the British and I won
Am       C
I have a rocket ship
G
A jetfighter
Dm
a paper airplane
B5
ja ja ja ja ja



Em     D        C              D
   say what you will: I am The Kill
Em   D    C         D         Em     D     C    D          C
the only thing that keeps you really truly safe from being real



Am       C
I have a tendency
G
to exaggerate
D
just a little bit
Am       C
I Am A plagiarist
G
apologist
Dm
A walruscokeheadlizard
Am      C
I am an optimist
G          D
a closeted misogynist
Am           C             G           D
I fought the British and I won
Am       C              G             Dm
i have a wishing well a living will a magical eight ball
Bm
ja ja ja ja ja



Em   D       C        D
say what you will - I am The Kill
Em   D     C        D         Em     D     C         D
the only thing that keeps you really truly safe from being real



C
put pat sajak back in office
B5
put pat sajak back in office!!!



C                         G
but the sun still sets on you
                       C           G
and the retarded party nobody came to but you
                    C            G
and so you drink to all the emptiness until you wake up
            Am          C
and there's hell to pay again



C                            G
and the punch lines point at you
                              C                G
and all the comebacks in the world are in your head
                             C          G
and you can't say them until everybody leaves
                           Am        C
and it's just you and your imaginary friends…