Doug Moreland - The Chitty Song Chords

The Chitty Song 


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I pulled over at the quick mart in my 83 chevrolet
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Got a breakfast burrito, can of bud, and a tamale
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I got to work on time, only half past nine, Oh No, I got to Caca
    F#                                                            B7  
The rumble in my gut was headed toward my but I rushed back to my casa.


I pulled into the driveway in my 83 chevrolet
I don't know what hit me but I think it was the Tamale
I ran right through the door, my wife ("the w***e") making love with my best friend
I just let them screw there was nothing I could do my concern was my rear end


Chorus:
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Now I'm stuck on the chitter while my wife is cheating on me
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I can't believe it I look over And theres no TP
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I need some assistance, toilet paper for instance but they’re too busy to bother
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They just on doing and I just keep on going, and Uhghh, that’s better


Now I'm stuck on the chitter while my wife is cheating on me


Fake guitar


Chorus