Doug Moreland - Jalapeno's Song Chords

Jalapeño's Song  "G"
G                D
I spent my last ten dollars on a can of Copenhagen
C
and a six pack of beer
G                                D                 C
Spent my week feeling depressed and alone because you’re not here
G                        D                 C
And every time that you said you loved me was all one big fat lie
G                     D
Probably think I lost my will to live
                              D
but I found something good to do with my life 
     G            D                  C
     I taught my dog to bring me the TV control
     G                D           C
     And I taught my dog to go and get me a beer
     G          D                        C
     And I did one more thing I know you won’t believe it
     G                D            C
     But I taught my dog to say I love you
           G            D        C
     And she means it   YEAH      she means it
G                       d 
Hocked my roping saddle & a brand new pair of spurs
C
for a camera & some video tape
G                        D
filmed my dog, sent it in, won five grand,
C
I know you’re thinking boy that’s great
G                      D
but Leno and Letterman called me today
C
said they want me on their TV show
G                              D
so I really don’t give a sh... that you’re gone
C                 D   
‘cause my dog she loves me the most 
     G            D                  C
     I taught my dog to bring me the TV control
     G                D           C
     and I taught my dog to go and get me a beer
     G           D                       C 
     and I did one more thing I know you won’t believe it
     G                D           C
     but I taught my dog to say I love you
            G          D        C
     and she means it   YEAH  she means it