WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Dos Gringos - The Bitch Spent All My Money Chords | Ver. 1
[Intro]
| C | G | A | F | G |
| C | G | A | F | G |
[Verse 1]
C G
I make a thousand extra bucks each month
A
And you would think with that amount
I'd have a positive number
F G
Inside my checking account
[Verse 2]
C G
How many times can one woman hit
An ATM in a day
A
Well you can bet your ass
F G
That a BVR b**ch-slap is on its way
[Verse 3]
C G
I got a story to tell to you
And man, it ain't funny
A F
Having five months TDY
G C
And the b**ch spent all my money
[Fill 1]
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[Verse 4]
C
I know when I get home
G
You wanna wear something cute
A
But who the hell pays a hundred dollars
F G
For just one bathing suit
[Verse 5]
C
And how about that 200 bucks
G
For just two pair of shoes
A
Man I only spent fifteen dollars
F G
Paying off my LPA dues
[Verse 6]
C G
Yeah I got taken to the bank today
By my own honey bunny
A F
Having five months TDY
G C
And the b**ch spent all my money
[Fill 2]
| C | G | A | F | G |
| C | G | A | F | G |
[Verse 7]
C
You know I still love you baby
G
Yeah, but something's missing
A
God, I feel like the b**ch here
F G
In a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison
[Verse 8]
C
Besides, it's not even gonna matter when I get home
G
I don't care what you do
A
Well you can shave your head and grow out your leg hair
F G
Hell, I'd still bone the sh*t out of you
[Verse 9]
C
Yeah, it's not fair
G
Cause I still love you, honey
A F
Having five months TDY
G C
And the b**ch spent all my money
[Verse 10]
C G
Yeah, don't laugh, cause it could happen to you
And man, it ain't funny
A F
Having five months TDY
G C
And the b**ch spent all my money