Dos Gringos - I Wish I Had A Gun Just Like The A-10 Chords

[Verse 1]
         A                              E7
Oh ... I wish I had a gun just like the A-10
                            A
I'd be happy as a baby in a playpen
    D
I'd mow 'em down like a weed-eater
A
With that 30 millimeter
  E            E7                A
I wish I had a gun just like the A-10
 
[Verse 2]
  A                             E7
I wish I had 8 AMRAAMs like the Eagle
                                    A
I'd be having so much fun it'd be illegal
       D
Like a guy who ain't been laid for months
    A
I'd shoot those f**kers all at once
  E            E7               A
I wish I had 8 AMRAAMs like the Eagle
 
[Verse 3]
  A                              E7
I wish I had the gas just like a mudhen
                                 A
To hang around that long is just a sin
    D
And while you RTB and scoff
    A
I'm doing loops and jackin' off
  E              E7              A
I wish I had the gas just like a mudhen
 
[Verse 4]
  A                         E7
I wish I had the alpha of a Hornet
                                 A
Living to fight slow when others scorn it
     D
When I can still pitch and roll
     A
That other guy's going out of control
  E              E7         A
I wish I had the alpha of a Hornet
 
[Interlude]
A7
You know all those things are nice,
but when it comes right down to it,
you just can't escape the fact and
that's this, right here ...
 
[Verse 5]
      A                                 E7
Yeah, all you f**kers wish you flew the Viper
                                   A
Probably since the time you wore a diaper
       D
We got every mission that you do
       A
And we fly 'em all better than you
      E               E7                A
Yeah, all you f**kers wish you flew the Viper
 
[Outro]
             D
'Cause we're single seat, multi-role
       A
We can fly right up our own a**hole
      E               E7                A
Yeah, all you f**kers wish you flew the Viper