Dewey Cox - Royal Jelly Ukulele

Royal Jelly, Capo on 7th

Intro: G Cadd9 G Cadd9 Em D/F# G

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Mailboxes drip like lampposts in the twisted birth can*l of the coliseum
   Cadd9                          D/F#
Rim job fairy teapots mask the temper tantrum
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O' say can you see 'em
    C                                     D/F#
Stuffed cabbage is the darling of the Laundromat
          G                             Cadd9
'N the sorority mascot sat with the lumberjack
    Cadd9          C/B               Am          G               D/F#
Pressing passing stinging half synthetic fabrication of his-- Time
      G                Cadd9    G                Cadd9         D/F#
The mouse with the overbite explained how the rabbits were ensnared
         Cadd9                             Em
'N the skinny scanty sylph trashed the apothecary diplomat
  Am                                                 D/F#       G
Inside the three-eyed monkey within inches of his toaster oven life

       Em      C
In my mind
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I'm half blind
       Em      C
My inner ref
           G
Is mostly deaf
           Em         C
I'm smell impaired
         G
If you cared
     G                 Cadd9          G             Cadd9
My sense of taste is wasted on the phosphorescent orange peels of San 
   G       Cadd9          D/F#
Francisco axe-encrusted frenzy

            G
So let me touch you
         D/F#
Let me touch you
         G
Let me touch you
         C
Let me touch you
          G        D/F#       G   
Where the Ro-yal Jelly gets made

Transition: G Cadd9 Em Cadd9 Em D/F# G


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Coleratura singers bringing weeds and social clingers
        G            Cadd9
Hangers-on and fancy flingers
         D/F#
To the dress ball
Cadd9
Mushrooms and bowling pins
C/B                                D/F#
Stove pipe hats and other things I can't recall
              G
Cadd9                D/F#
We're so unlucky and stuff
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Woodrow Wilson never had it so tough
Cadd9           C/B          Am
Dairy Queen and Vaseline and Maybelline
G               D/F#
Paul Bunyan and James Dean

G        Cadd9           G          Cadd9
Allegory agencies of pre-Raphaelite paganry
G              Cadd9
And Shenandoah tapestries
G                  Cadd9
Compared with good mahogany
G              Cadd9            D/F#
Collapsing the undying postcard romance
C
With feline perspicacity
C/B
By the university
Am
That night I held a paucity
Am
Which you deemed common courtesy
Am/G
I wasn't what you thought I'd be
D/F#                            G
I shouldn't have invited you to dance

      Em      C
In my tree
            G
I'm halfway free
          Em      C
And in my chair
            G
One quarter there
      Em      C
In my dream

              G
One-sixteenth cream
G                    Cadd9
In the coffee of the Courtier
       G         Cadd             D/F#
Of the sycophant assistant to the king

          G
So let me touch you
       D/F#
Let me touch you
       G
Let me touch you
       Cadd9
Let me touch you

           G  D/F#    Em    Cadd9  G       D/F#    G       
Where the Ro  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  yal Jelly gets made
G Cadd9  G  Cadd9  Em   D/F#   G...