Derogatory Remarks - Radio Ukulele

Chords  (don't what to call them all 'cause they're kind of creative/dumb)
  
       Am  B  C  G

e   -0-   -0-   -0-   -3-
b   -1-   -0-   -1-   -0-
g   -2-   -x-   -0-   -0-
d   -2-   -x-   -2-   -0-
a   -0-   -2-   -3-   -2-
E   -0-   -0-   -0-   -3-

Verse 1
 Am     B         C                  G
I want you to go and buy my album
 Am        B             C           G
and you should wear my t-shirt
put my poster on your bedroom wall
sit front row at my next concert

and I want you to join my fan-club
memorize the lyrics to all my songs
write them on the covers of your notebooks
request my videos and sing along

Chorus
       Am             B     C             G
but everytime I turn on my radio
   Am           B   C                  G
all I ever hear are songs that blow
all these sh*tty bands are making it big
and I can't even get one little gig

Verse 2
I want to scream out are you ready to rock
I want to wake up with burning on my cock
all of whom were ugly and prob'ly underage

I want to write songs about all the girls I've f**ked
but that would only be three songs so my albums prob'ly gonna
suck suck suck ya my albums gonna
suck suck suck ya my albums gonna

Chorus


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