Derogatory Remarks - Blame The Dog Chords

Chords

       C       F     D        G

e   -0-   -1-   -2-   -3-|
b   -1-   -1-   -3-   -0-|
g   -0-   -2-   -2-   -0-|
d   -2-   -3-   -0-   -0-|
a   -3-   -0-   -0-   -2-|
E   -0-   -0-   -0-   -3-|

Intro  x2
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------2--2--------------2---2-----------------------------------------------|
D|---2-3--0-------------2-3--0-------------------------------------------------|
A|--3---------2--222---3---------2--222----------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Verse 1
   C            F            D            G
mom and dad left for the weekend
     C                       F          D           G
they asked me to watch mans bestfriend
     C        F                       D              G
so I said sure I didn't have sh*t to do
   C                      F                 D             G
their house is sweet and they got liquar too
as soon as they left I started to drink
drank until I puked in the sink
and when I woke up there was something on the rug
and I'm pretty sure it weren't left by the pug

Chorus
 C                        D          F                   G
the dogs gonna take the blame for this one
  C                      D              F                    G
'cause mom and dad can't know what I've done
   C             D       F                     G
if they find out I sh*t on the floor
  C                       D         F                G
they ain't gonna let me drink no more

Verse 2
last time I got drunk on the town
my girl caught me messing around
and I tried to say it wasn't me that she saw
I tried my best to blame it on the dog
but she didn't believe my story
said theres something f**king wrong with me
the dog didn't work for me that time
but this time the dogs gonna work just fine

Chorus

Chorus


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