Dear Landlord - Begging For Tips Chords

[Verse 1]
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Have you ever served food to tall, dark, handsome men in suits?
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Trading business cards and trading well-practiced handshakes too
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Call you buddy, call you friend, call them sir with a big grin
            C             G                C
Begging for tips is still begging just the same

[Verse 2]
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Have you ever stripped for money, perverts staring at your body?
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Double-chins runnin' with drool and their hard-ons poking through
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Call you baby, call you friend, call them sir with a big grin
            C             G                 C
Begging for tips is still begging just the same

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[Verse 3]
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Have you ever played guitar on the street in some town afar?
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Grubby hands on rusted strings, or what's left of your last three
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Give you pity, call you friend, call them sir with a big grin
            C              G               C
Begging for tips is still begging just the same

[Verse 4]
         C             A                  G               F
Have you ever served food to tall, dark, handsome men in suits?
         C              G                  F
Trading business cards and trading well-practiced handshakes too
        C                 G                 A              F
Call you buddy, call you friend, call them sir with a big grin
   C                G               A
I swear I'll never feel this small again
            F             G                C
Begging for tips is still begging just the same