Da Vincis Notebook - Internet Porn Chords

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Back in the not-too-distant past
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When I would need a quick repast
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Or a temporary break from my agenda
            
Off to the bedroom I would head
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Pull out the Playboy from 'neath the bed
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And sneak a peek at all the portraits of pudenda

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My alternatives were slim
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If I tried to find another source for sin
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I'd have to hang out with the weirdos in the back room of my local 
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video store
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But last month I finally made the call
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I got a brand new cable modem installed
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And it opened up the floodgates on a whole new universe of 
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Internet porn

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(Internet porn) Roman orgy scenes
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(Internet porn) dominatrix queens
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(Internet porn) girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on sheep
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(Internet porn) gross anatomy
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(Internet porn) Pam and Tommy Lee
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(Internet porn) when you're given so much to choose from, who has time to sleep?

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After my girlfriend goes to sleep
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Then I get out of bed and down the hall I creep
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So I can hunker down and wallow in depravity until 3:00 or 4:00
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You'll always find me in that same tableau
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Silhouetted by my monitor's warm glow
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And absorbing all the bounty from the cornucopia of Internet porn

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