David Allen Coe - Whips And Things Chords

Chords used : G C D 

(Spoken) Gonna do this song for Useless

G                                              C
Oh, I was in to whips and things, she was into pain
D                                                  G
I would beat her black and blue when she called me names
G                                                C
Chained her to the basement wall, where she went insane
D                                          G
I was in to whips and things, she was into pain

G                                           C
Oh, finger f**king Sally, worked at Kelly's bar
D                                            G
She showed me her titties in Ronnie Murphy's car
G                                           C
She was the first lady, that let me go that far
D                                     G
Finger f**king Sally, down at Kelly's bar


G                                        C
And pussy eating Pamela, went to Kelly's high 
D                                               G
Caught her in the bathroom, I thought she would die
G                                        C
Eating Susan's pussy, licked that sucker dry
D                                    G
Pussy eating Pamela, went to Kelly's high

G                                          C
Oh, suck em' silly Shirley, came out after dark
D                                         G
She would give us handjobs, in Centennial Park
G                                            C
All the girls would snub her, said she was a nark
D                                       G                            
Suck em' silly Shirley, from Centennial Park

G                                      C
Yes, good ol' bloody Mary's on the rag again
D                                     G
Pussy eating Pamela, got blood on her chin
G                                        C
Suck em' silly Shirley, got caught after dark
D                                   G
Finger f**kin' Sally, in Centennial Park

G                                        C
Now, pussy eating Pamela's in the county jail
D                                      G
Suck em' silly Shirley, left town on a rail
G                                   C
The sent bloody Mary to the pen for life
         D                                   G
Aaaaaand Finger f**king Sally, she became my wife


G                                              C
Oh, I was in to whips and things, she was into pain
D                                                  G
I would beat her black and blue when she called me names
G                                                C
Chained her to the basement wall, where she went insane
D                                          G
I was in to whips and things, she was into pain

G                                           C
Oh, finger f**kin' Sally, worked at Kelly's bar
D                                            G
She showed me her titties in Ronnie Murphy's car
G                                           C
She was the first lady, that let me go that far
D                                     G
Finger f**king Sally, down at Kelly's bar

G                                        C
And pussy eating Pamela, went to Kelly's high 
D                                               G
Caught her in the bathroom, I thought she would die
G                                        C
Eating Susan's pussy, licked that sucker dry
D                                    G
Pussy eating Pamela, went to Kelly's high

G                                      C
Yes, good ol' bloody Mary's on the rag again
D                                     G
Pussy eating Pamela, got blood on her chin
G                                        C
Suck em' silly Shirley, got caught after dark
D                                   G
Finger f**kin' Sally, in Centennial Park

G                                        C
Now, pussy eating Pamela's in the county jail
D                                      G
Suck em' silly Shirley, left town on a rail
G                                   C
The sent bloody Mary to the pen for life
         D                                   G
Aaaaaand Finger f**king Sally, she became my wife

G                                              C
Oh, I was in to whips and things, she was into pain
D                                                  G
I would beat her black and blue when she called me names
G                                                C
Chained her to the basement wall, where she went insane
D                                          G
I was in to whips and things, she was into pain