Dan Potthast Rocks the Casbah!!!
Intro (strum it mondo-fast):
Verse 1 (the palm-mute and strumming pattern is fairly easy):
Where's Teddy? you should be by your friends
Where are you now? are you sitting down?
where's teddy? you should be by your friends
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts you'd be here for one more year
why can't i tie a tie anymore? what's going wrong?
my hands were stuck for so long to the steering wheel
(repeat chorus, same chords for verse 2, then...)
Seven out of 10
eight out of 10, nine out of 10, good shot here's your 50 cents
(repeat chorus a bunch)