Dan Potthast - Streetlights Ukulele

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Streetlights
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Who would believe
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That a halogen lamp could conceive?
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That's what she said
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And it stuck in my head
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It was her explanation of teen pregnancy

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Don't you know what happens to
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All the girls who
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Stay up all night
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Under the streetlights?
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The light seeps through the walls
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Plants a seed and babies fall

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Streetlights
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Who would believe
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That a halogen lamp could conceive?
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That's what she said
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And it stuck in my head
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It was her explanation of teen pregnancy

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So when I see those city streets
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All lit up like a christmas tree
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Her wisdom comes to me
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And I thank God
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That I can go out at night
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Because I don't have ovaries

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Streetlights