Danko Jones - I Think Bad Thoughts Ukulele

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                             I THINK BAD THOUGHTS - Danko Jones
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Tuning: Standard

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Verse 1

Ab5 - G5
I admit it, I've done a few things
G5 
that I shouldn't be proud of.
Ab5 - G5
I got no remorse, no regrets,
G5
never happy endings on these dark sets.
Ab5 - G5
And if you wanna get down
G5
I can go down as low as you wanna get.
Ab - G5
I wouldn't try to push me
G5                              F5
it'll only leave you with regret (don't test me!).


Chorus 1

C5
I can rip you off, and steal all your cash
Bb5
sucker punch you in the face, stand back and laugh.
Ab5                   Bb5
Leave you stranded as fast as a heart-attack
C5
all day I think bad thoughts.
C5
I can break your heart at the drop of a hat
Bb5
stab you in the back, in two minutes flat.
Ab5                    Bb5
Screw your girl in the back of my Cadillac
C5                   F5 - Ab5
I think bad thoughts.


Verse 2

G5
Take this to the streets, finish it
G5                                                 F5 - Ab5
flush it down the toilet like you're taking a p**s.
G5
It should be good to see for a change
G5                                   F5 - Ab5
just a day, how the other half lives.
G5
And when I take you out, I'll stare you down
                                F5 - Ab5
make sure you're getting nervous.
G5
You won't understand that's how it is
                               F5
as a knight in Satan's service.


Chorus 2

C5
I can rip you off, and steal all your cash
Bb5
sucker punch you in the face, stand back and laugh.
Ab5                   Bb5
Leave you stranded as fast as a heart attack
C5
all day, I think bad thoughts.
C5
I can break your heart at the drop of a hat
Bb5
stab you in the back, in two minutes flat.
Ab5                    Bb5
Screw your girl in the back of my Cadillac
C5
I think bad thoughts.


Bridge

C5                   Bb5 - C5
I think bad thoughts
Db5         Eb5
all day and all night long.
C5                   Bb5 - C5
I think bad thoughts
Db5             Eb5
don't care what you think's wrong.
C5                             Bb5 - C5
If you wanna judge my lifestyle
Db5         Eb5
I'd love to see how you live.
C5                     Bb5 - C5
Feel free to cast your stones
Db5            Eb5             F5 - Ab5
don't cry when you're found bleeding.


Verse 3

G5
In a heartbeat, I'll turn you white as a sheet
G5
begging for mercy on your goddamn knees.
G5
It'll be hard, to keep from laughing
G5
watching you cry will make my week.
G5
Just test me, please test me
G5
push the button, pull a lever, trick or treat.
G5
I'm asking, do you have the stuff
G5
to find out if I can f**k, you, up.


Chorus 3

C5
I can rip you off, and steal all your cash
Bb5
sucker punch you in the face, stand back and laugh.
Ab5                   Bb5
Leave you stranded as fast as a heart attack
C5                   Bb5 - C5
I think bad thoughts
Db5         Eb5
all day and all night long.
C5                  Bb5 - C5
I think bad thoughts
Db5             Eb5
don't care what you think's wrong.

C5
I can tell them lies, 'til you're left in disgrace
B5
kick you when you're down, and spit in your face.
Ab5                     Bb5
Lead you on 'til you're lost without a trace
C5                  Bb5 - C5
I think bad thoughts
Db5         Eb5
all day and all night long.
C5                  Bb5 - C5
I think bad thoughts
Db5             Eb5
Don't care what you think's wrong.

C5
I can break your heart at the drop of a hat
Bb5
stab you in the back, in two minutes flat.
Ab5                    Bb5
Screw your girl in the back of my Cadillac
C5
I think bad thoughts.