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Toupee Tabs

(ver. 1)
Customs
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                            Customs - Toupee
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Tuning: E tuning


Lead guitar intro :

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----/8-8--7-7--5--3-3-3--3-3-2-2-2--2-2-0-0-0------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----8-8--7-7--5--3-3-3--3-3-2-2-2--2-2-3-3-3-------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----/8-8--7-7--5--3-3-3--3-3-2-2-2--2-2-0-0-0------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----8-8--7-7--5--3-3-3--3-3-2-2-2--2-2-3-3-3-------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

rhythm guitar for the intro ,
(these are the chords, you can figure out the  rhythm yourself, just listen very closely)

e|--2---2---5---3------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--3---2---5---3------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--4---2---6---4------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--4---4---7---5------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--2---4---7---5------------------------------------------------------------|
E|------2---5---3------------------------------------------------------------|

e|--2---2---3---5------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--3---2---3---5------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--4---2---4---6------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--4---4---5---7------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--2---4---5---7------------------------------------------------------------|
E|------2---3---5------------------------------------------------------------|


(same chords for the first verse)

'I tried to draw a moustache on the face of Mona Lisa

e|--2---2---5---3------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--3---2---5---3------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--4---2---6---4------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--4---4---7---5------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--2---4---7---5------------------------------------------------------------|
E|------2---5---3------------------------------------------------------------|

I like to think she can be improved

e|--2---2---3---5------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--3---2---3---5------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--4---2---4---6------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--4---4---5---7------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--2---4---5---7------------------------------------------------------------|
E|------2---3---5------------------------------------------------------------|

I could add another chapter to the old man and the see

e|--2---2---5---3------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--3---2---5---3------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--4---2---6---4------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--4---4---7---5------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--2---4---7---5------------------------------------------------------------|
E|------2---5---3------------------------------------------------------------| 

you may find that the reader is amused

e|--2---2---3---5------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--3---2---3---5------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--4---2---4---6------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--4---4---5---7------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--2---4---5---7------------------------------------------------------------|
E|------2---3---5------------------------------------------------------------|

you should have seen the face of doctor no about my swift arrival

e|---9---------------------------------------2-------------------------------|
B|---8---------------------------------------3-------------------------------|
G|---9---------------------------------------4-------------------------------|
D|---9---------------------------------------4-------------------------------|
A|---7---------------------------------------2-------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

I wasn't gonna let him get away

e|---9---------------------------------------9-------------------------------|
B|---8---------------------------------------10------------------------------|
G|---9---------------------------------------11------------------------------|
D|---9---------------------------------------11------------------------------|
A|---7---------------------------------------9-------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

I'm getting sick and tired of modesty, if you don't mind me saying
e|---9---------------------------------------2-------------------------------|
B|---8---------------------------------------3-------------------------------|
G|---9---------------------------------------4-------------------------------|
D|---9---------------------------------------4-------------------------------|
A|---7---------------------------------------2-------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|


It looks like hair but you can tell it's a toupee
e|---9----------------------------------8------------------------------------|
B|---8----------------------------------8------------------------------------|
G|---9----------------------------------9------------------------------------|
D|---9----------------------------------10-----------------------------------|
A|---7----------------------------------10-----------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------8------------------------------------|



repeat the intro 1/2 



For a while i ruled the nation, with my very own law & order
e|--2---2---5---3------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--3---2---5---3------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--4---2---6---4------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--4---4---7---5------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--2---4---7---5------------------------------------------------------------|
E|------2---5---3------------------------------------------------------------|

i saved us all from...

e|--2---2---3---5------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--3---2---3---5------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--4---2---4---6------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--4---4---5---7------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--2---4---5---7------------------------------------------------------------|
E|------2---3---5------------------------------------------------------------|


and i absolutely need to find a way to live forever

e|--2---2---5---3------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--3---2---5---3------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--4---2---6---4------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--4---4---7---5------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--2---4---7---5------------------------------------------------------------|
E|------2---5---3------------------------------------------------------------|

and become the world's biggest clichééé

e|--2---2---3---5------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--3---2---3---5------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--4---2---4---6------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--4---4---5---7------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--2---4---5---7------------------------------------------------------------|
E|------2---3---5------------------------------------------------------------|

you should have seen the face of doctor no about my swift arrival

e|---9---------------------------------------2-------------------------------|
B|---8---------------------------------------3-------------------------------|
G|---9---------------------------------------4-------------------------------|
D|---9---------------------------------------4-------------------------------|
A|---7---------------------------------------2-------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

I wasn't gonna let him get away

e|---9---------------------------------------9-------------------------------|
B|---8---------------------------------------10------------------------------|
G|---9---------------------------------------11------------------------------|
D|---9---------------------------------------11------------------------------|
A|---7---------------------------------------9-------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

I'm getting sick and tired of modesty, if you don't mind me saying

e|---9---------------------------------------2-------------------------------|
B|---8---------------------------------------3-------------------------------|
G|---9---------------------------------------4-------------------------------|
D|---9---------------------------------------4-------------------------------|
A|---7---------------------------------------2-------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|


It looks like hair but you can tell it's a toupee

e|---9----------------------------------8------------------------------------|
B|---8----------------------------------8------------------------------------|
G|---9----------------------------------9------------------------------------|
D|---9----------------------------------10-----------------------------------|
A|---7----------------------------------10-----------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------8------------------------------------|



lead 

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---16--14--13--12--------14--12--11--9-------------------------------------|
D|---14--12--11--10--------12--10---9--7-------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---16--14--13--12--------14--12--11--9-------------------------------------|
D|---14--12--11--10--------12--10---9--7-------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|


rhyhtm

e|-----2-------2-------2------2----------------------------------------------|
B|-----3-------3-------3------3----------------------------------------------|
G|-----4-------4-------4------4----------------------------------------------|
D|-----4-------4-------4------4----------------------------------------------|
A|--2--2-----0---------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------4------3------------------------------------------------|


e|-----2------2------2------0--------------------------------------------------|
B|-----2------2------2------0--------------------------------------------------|
G|-----2------2------2------0--------------------------------------------------|
D|-----2------2------2------2---------------------------------------------------|
A|---0----------------------2--------------------------------------------------|
E|----------3------2-----0-------------------------------------------------------|


e|-----2-------2-------2------2----------------------------------------------|
B|-----3-------3-------3------3----------------------------------------------|
G|-----4-------4-------4------4----------------------------------------------|
D|-----4-------4-------4------4----------------------------------------------|
A|--2--2-----0---------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------4------3------------------------------------------------|

e|-----2------2------2------0--------------------------------------------------|
B|-----2------2------2------0--------------------------------------------------|
G|-----2------2------2------0--------------------------------------------------|
D|-----2------2------2------2---------------------------------------------------|
A|---0----------------------2--------------------------------------------------|
E|----------3------2-----0-------------------------------------------------------|

you should have seen the face of doctor no about my swift arrival

e|---9---------------------------------------2-------------------------------|
B|---8---------------------------------------3-------------------------------|
G|---9---------------------------------------4-------------------------------|
D|---9---------------------------------------4-------------------------------|
A|---7---------------------------------------2-------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

I wasn't gonna let him get away

e|---9---------------------------------------9-------------------------------|
B|---8---------------------------------------10------------------------------|
G|---9---------------------------------------11------------------------------|
D|---9---------------------------------------11------------------------------|
A|---7---------------------------------------9-------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

I'm getting sick and tired of modesty, if you don't mind me saying

e|---9---------------------------------------2-------------------------------|
B|---8---------------------------------------3-------------------------------|
G|---9---------------------------------------4-------------------------------|
D|---9---------------------------------------4-------------------------------|
A|---7---------------------------------------2-------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

It looks like hair but you can tell it's a toupee

e|---9----------------------------------8------------------------------------|
B|---8----------------------------------8------------------------------------|
G|---9----------------------------------9------------------------------------|
D|---9----------------------------------10-----------------------------------|
A|---7----------------------------------10-----------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------8------------------------------------|

repeat the intro full !


and strumm the Bb chord a few times, fade out the volume..
entertain the crowd.. Light a cigarette, pop a bottle of beer. sit down in your favorite couch
... and make wild love to your partner... 
thats how you play 'TOUPEE' by the best Belgian EVER !


these tabs provided for you by Kristof reynders




ENJOY !


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| /   slide up
| \   slide down
| h   hammer-on
| p   pull-off
| ~   vibrato
| +   harmonic
| x   Mute note
| b   Bend
| pb  Pre-bend
| br  Bend release
| pbr Pre-bend release
| brb Bend release bend

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