Corey Taylor - Xmas Chords

Intro
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Ho Ho Ho Ho! 

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There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree 
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Gussied up with candy canes and balls 
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Those carollers have kept me up for hours 
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It's Merry Christmas seeping through my walls 
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Now I'm no Wiccan commie nut or nothing 
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But there's one damn holiday that I can't stand 
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It ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools 
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But it'll surely make a fool out of every man 

HA!

Chorus
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If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas 
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You know where to stick those jingle bells 
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If I ain't hammered it ain't Hanukkah 
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And all you motherf**kers go to hell 
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If I ain't cockeyed it ain?t Kwanza 
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Joy to the world and jack and coke 
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If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas 

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Cause I ain?t ever anything but broke 


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Verse

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Now every year the malls are just a madhouse 
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Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles 
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Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit 
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And those coloured lights are f**king infantile 
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I think we collectively as a people 
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Should rise against this corporate jolly noise 

And tell the world: 
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"Let's buy some peace and quiet for a change" 
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Before we spend it all on f**king toys. 

HA 


Chorus
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If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas 
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You know where to stick those jingle bells
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If I ain't hammered it ain't Hanukkah 
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Fa la la la la go f**k yourself! 
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If I ain't cockeyed it ain?t Kwanza 
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Joy to the world of getting stoned 

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If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas 

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So leave this god damn scrooge the f**k alone. 


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