Cledus T Judd - Stinkin' Problem Chords

STINKIN' PROBLEM
Cledus T. Judd
1996, Razor And Tie Records
October 5, 2003

(No Chord) Yes I admit I've got a (F) stinkin problem
Ban Roll On just won't (C) do
I soaked in (G) Clorox bleach
Lysol and Pine-Sol (C) too
Yes I ad(C7)mit I've got a (F) stinkin problem
I filled the tub right to the (C) top
I'll start with my (G) Brillo pad
But I don't know when to (C) stop

I wake up and (F) right away
(G) A foul odor hits my (C) nose
What's my sweat glands (F) start to pour
(G) I'll stink from my head down to my (C) toes

(No Chord) Yes I admit I've got a (F) stinkin problem
Aqua Velva can't cut (C) through
Calgon won't (G) take me away
Mr. Bubbles just says (C) "pew"
Yes I admit I've got a (F) stinkin problem
Put Dr. Scholl's in my flip (C) flops
Then I'll scrub my (G) private parts
But I don't know when to (C) stop

(Interlude)

I've been called some (F) filthy names
(G) And a lot of dirty (C) words
I'm in a funk but (F) just the same
I (G) refuse to be det(C)erred
Deterred???

(No Chord) Yes I admit I've got a (F) stinkin problem
Even lye soap won't re(C)move
Ivory Liquid and (G) Irish Spring
I even tried my dog's sham(C)poo
Yes I admit I've got a (F) stinkin problem
Smell like a hog knee deep in (C) slop
I wore out my (G) loofah pad
Maybe I should try a (C) mop

David Ball might have (G) had him a hit
But Cledus T.'s done stunk it (C) up