Cledus T Judd - Paycheck Woman Chords

Paycheck Woman--Cledus T. Judd
Parody of "Redneck Woman" written by G. Wilson/J. Rich
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Christopher Clark
Credit where it's due...to palamin0 for the absolutely incredible chords. I took
just a couple liberties here and there, so any errors are on my part. Any corrections
are more than welcome.

Capo II (easiest way)

INTRO: E

E
Well the last thing I need 

Is a lazy housewife

If you're gonna lay around and sleep all day
                      F#         G
You better work third shift all night
       G#                 A
In a carpet mill, or a truckstop

Even if it's for minimum wage
            E
Or you can get yourself some pasties

And get up there on that stage
        B
Now the Baptists will look down on you
          B7
But don't listen to their lip
                 A
'Cause you could dance butt naked on a big brass pole

As long as you're makin' tips, 'cause 


CHORUS:
          E
I want a paycheck woman 

Don't want no welfare broad

All the chicks I date are lazy 
                 E  F# G  G#
I say hey ya'll get a job
            A
You better bring home the bacon 

And fry it up when you get home
           E
You can't sit and watch soap operas

While I work hard all day long
     B 
So here's to all my brothers 
          B7
Out there pullin' that OT
A
Let me a get a big hell yeah
                              G    E


Employee discounts
Well they're real nice
I hear the head cashier at Wal-Mart
Can get fishin' lures half-price
And that's sexy, really sexy
When a woman saves money
But what really turns me
Is a two-income family
So even if it's part time
Packin' groceries at the store
You better get out there and punch that clock
'Cause I'm sick of bein' poor


CHORUS 2:

I want a paycheck woman
Don't want no welfare broad
All the chicks I date are lazy
I say hey ya'll get a job
You better bring home the bacon
Then fry it up when you get home
You can't lay there eatin' bon-bons
While I work hard all week long
So here's to all the women
Who think money grows on trees
Let me get a big hell no


SOLO


CHORUS 3:

I want a paycheck woman
Don't want no welfare broad
All the chicks I date are lazy
I say hey ya'll get a job
You better bring home the bacon
Then fry it up when you get home
You can't sit and watch soap operas
While I work hard all day long
So here's to all my brothers
Out there puttin' in 40
Let me get a big hell yeah


Hell yeah!
Hell yeah


NOTE: During the long periods playing the E, I like to add in a little flavor to it.
I hammer on an Esus4 and an E/G  with a semi-random pattern.  I just
like it that way, but it's not necessary.