Cledus T Judd - Martie, Emily And Natalie Chords

Martie, Emily and Natalie--Cledus T. Judd
Parody of "Celebrity" written by Brad Paisley
New lyrics by  Cledus T. Judd
Thanks to rawood for the original chords.
Corrections welcome.


INTRO: C F G (2x)

C                                      G              F          C
They come off soundin' pretty pompous each time they open their mouth
                                        G              F            C
You can't believe it when you heart it what they let come rollin' out
                                     G                 F           C
Don't why they're so super-hateful, ain't like they've got it so bad
                                             G            F       C
If they'd do more singin' and less talkin', I think we'd all be glad


CHORUS 1:
               C  F  G           C       F  G
Say goodbye to Natalie, adios Martie and Emily
                             Am                        F                      G   F Em G
They think that they're too cool, the Chicks no longer rule, all country fans agree
                    C    F   G             C     F       G
Now they're threatening to quit, like we really give a (yeah!)
                        Am                       F                        G      F
They say they're goin' pop, Garth he tried and flopped but we won't soon forget
Em                   G
Martie Emily and Natalie


Was it the lack of nominations at this year's CMA's
That got them tradin' in their banjo for a drum machine and DJ
Next thing you know they'll be on Soul Train, out on the road with Eminem
They'll put some bling-bling in their videos, and we'll all make fun of them


CHORUS 2:

Say goodbye to Natalie, adios Martie and Emily
The only folks in line, are holdin' picket signs, and burnin' Chicks CDs
Wasn't it a sight to see them posin' naked on a magazine
Now everybody knows they're over-exposed if you know what I mean
Martie Emily and Natalie


BRIDGE:
    F       
So go load your tour bus and pull on out
            C                    G
'Cause your careers may soon be done
                   F
You're a bunch of multiplatnum jackass millionaires
G
Yay yay rock n roll, here they come


TAG (like chorus):

Say goodbye to Natalie, adios Martie and Emily
We hate to see it end, why can't we be friends, please don't be mad at me
Martie Emily and Natalie
See ya later Natalie

(you are the weakest link....goodbye)