Cledus T Judd - Inflatable Chords

INFLATABLE (parody of Diamond Rio's 'Unbelievable')
Cledus T. Judd

Intro: (B)  (B)  (B)  (B)

She's so (B) squeezable
Please-able
Unbreakable
She's inflatable
She's an (F#) arm full of sex appeal
Can't wait till I get her (B) home
Yeah

She's in(B)capable 
Of being difficult
Down to earth-able
Biodegradable
Sha(F#)nia Twain
Ain't got a dad blang thing
On my (B) tease-able
Squeeze-able
Please-able
She's inflatable

(E) Most folks think I'm full of bal(B)oney
I'm never (G#m) lonely
(F#) Never thought I could buy someone not

(B) Flammable
Air brain-able
Recycle-able
No I ain't full of bull
Didn't (F#) need a down payment on that pretty little plastic (B) thing

It made my (B) mama cry
When we ran off one night
And caught a Vegas flight 
And I made her my wife
She (F#) blew her mouth still when I gave her a ring
My (B) flexible
Patch-able
Washable
Yeah inflatable

(E) Makes me feel so proud that I'm her (B) feller
I'd never (G#m) sell her
(no chord) People get your mind out of the gu-gu-gu-gutter

She's blonde-(B)head-able
Re-head-able
Remediable
Interchange-able
I didn't (F#) need a down payment 
On that pretty little plastic (B) thing

She's in(B)capable 
Of being difficult
Down to earth-able
Biodegradable
She (F#) blew her mouth still when I gave her a ring
My (no chord) please-able
Patchable
Washable
Bio-degradable

Air-(B)brain-able
Squeezable
Washable
She's inflatable
That (no chord) Diamond Rio song had way too many syllables