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1-900-sheila Chords

(ver. 1)
Cledus T Judd
1-900-SHEILA
written by Judd/Burch/Dant
3/24/06


SPOKEN:

Hehehehe, let's see here now..one...nine-hundred...
Boy I hope I get a purty 'un, maybe she'll look like Teri Clark,
or Faith Hill, or somebody.  Hope this ain't a party line.  Here we go!


INTRO: G

G                                      C
I's laid up in the house watchin' CMT, thought I'd have a late-night snack
     D                                                                    G
So I headed to the kitchen on a commercial break when somethin' called me back
                                                    C
It was the sexiest voice that I'd ever heard comin' out of my television set
     D                                                               G
Said call now you can hear me live and I'll tell you 'bout my naughtiness
                                      C                     N/C
So without hesitation or further ado, I grabbed ahold of my Visa
    D                                              G
And dialed the number flashin' on my screen, 1-900-SHEILA


CHORUS:
        C              G            C          G
You can tell it all to me, I'm your phone fantasy
D     G
1-900-SHEILA

   G                                  C
So I kicked back in the recliner, and on the second ring
    D                                                        G
She whispered, hello this is Sheila, your credit card number please
                                           C
I said how much will it cost for this here trip to paradise
             D                                                                      G
She said you can't put a price on love, that's another four-ninety-eight minute goodbye
                                          C
After an hour of conversation she had me chewin' on the receiver
       D                                                G
Well I worked up a sweat I was out of breath over 1-900-SHEILA


CHORUS

       G                                  C
Like a man possessed I dialed her number, mornin' noon and night
    D                                                               G
And slowly but surely we fell in love, but my phone bill shot outta sight
                                                  C
After so many calls left us heart-to-heart I just had to meet her face-to-face
D                                                          G
She wouldn't give me her home address, so I had her number traced

       G                                              C
Well I thought it'd lead to some passion palace, some penthouse in the sky
      D                                                               G
And I must admit I was a little let down when I found her in a double-wide
                                    C
That beauty that I invisioned, that Goddess that drove me crazy
D                                                                      G
Answered the door with a cigar in her mouth and weighed in at over two-eighty

         G                                          C
They say love conquers all, wellI reckon it's true, even when it's for a fee
   D                                                     G
We said I do, and now we're one, though she makes two of me
                                     C
And she talks to me no charge, every time she takes a breather
         D                             D                  D     G
And I'll never have to work as long as all you jerks dial 1-900-SHEILA


CHORUS

G    C                   D           G
   I love you baby, come here to me! 
            
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