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TULANE AND JOHNNY OPENED AN NOVELTY SHOP
BACK UNDER THE CORNER IT WAS A CREAM OF THE CROP
EVERY THING WAS CLICKING AND THE BUSINESS WAS GOOD
´TIL ONE DAY LO BEHOLD AN OFFICER STOOD
JOHNNY JUMPED THE COUNTER BUT HE STRUMBLED AND FELL
BUT TULANE MADE IT OVER JOHNNY AS HE YELLED
GO AHED ON, TULANE
HE CAN´T CATCH UP WITH YOU, GO TULANE
HE AIN´T MAN ENOUGH FOR YOU ,GO TULANE
USE ALL THE SPEED YOU GOT , GO TULANE
YOU KNOW YOU´LL NEED A LOT GO TULANE
HE´S LEGGING BEHIND GO TULANE
GO BY YOUR FATHERS HOUSE TELL HIM THE BUSINESS IS SLOW
AND SEE IF HE WILL LOAN US SOON AS HE HITS THE TOUGH, ETC............
Tulane and Johnny opened a novelty shop,
Back under the corner, was the cream of the crop,
Evæ®ything was clickin?and the business was good,
æ £ill one day, lo and behold an officer stood.
Johnny jumped the counter but he stumbled and fell,
But Tulane made it over Johnny just as he yelled,
Chorus: æ?o head on, Tulane, he canæ° catch up with you.
Go Tulane, he ainæ° man enough for you.
Go Tulane, use all the speed you got.
Go Tulane, you know you need a lot.
Go Tulane, heæ¯ laggin?behind.
Go æ ¼ead on, Tulane.?br>
Go by your fatheræ¯ house and tell him the business is slow
And see if he will loan us something, soon as he hits the dough.
Put the cat out in the hall and rumple up the room
Go by Doctor Kelleræ¯, tell him you swollowed some perfume
Tell him we need him quick, æ?uz he may to testify
That you been sick all day and thatæ¯ a perfect alibi
Go, let Danny drive in case you run into the Man
Back by the shop and get the stuff and hide it in the van
Go back by your fatheræ¯, get the money for the bail
And bring it down and bail me out this rotten, funky jail
We gotta get a lawyer in the click of politics
Somebody who can win the thing or get the thing fix
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