Cardiacs - Two Bites Of Cherry Ukulele

Two Bites of Cherry
On Land and In the Sea




C                                            G#, C#, Cm
Any real egg has a shell has a shell an egg
F
So break it killer fisty
                      G#    Gm
Killer fisty beat his head
C                                                   G#, C#, Cm
The watching everytime beats playing of every kind
F                                                  G#    Gm
And has the way subsiding every crack is yours for mine, oh


C#
Undreaded courage all the time
A        D#        G#       C#
Knees up pleading, picks up hope
C#                         A 
For the drunken line after mine
     D#         G#
Line after line after mine


C                                       G#, C#, Cm
As if she like sugar, as I said she did
F                                           G#   Gm
She like a snail says she like a gail says ideal
C                                         G#, C#, Cm
Like coming down with a newly born energy
F                                          G#   Gm
Only trouble is I'm too afraid of what was said


C#                                 A, D#, G#
Different arms and different eyes
C#                                 A, D#, G#
Different colours different size
C#                                 A, D#, G#
Different smell and different cries
C#                                 A, D#, G#
Different meaning different life


G             C     G
Only, to have white hair
C             G       D          G
Caused by the trouble that never comes
      C  G  C         G         F#         B
And a gail, more powerfull than all of the guns


C               D 
Crying need, leading astray
    E                 F# C#  E 
And steals her gentle smile away
B    C                 D
Came made two bites of cherry when
    E                   F# C#
The world's too big for danger
E       B   C   G   C  G
World's too big for danger


C#
And demolitions all the time
A        D#        G#       C#
Knees up pleading, picks up hope
C#
For the drunken line after mine
A      D#        G#    C#
Line after mine, after mine
C#
Different arms and different eyes
A         D#      G#        C#
Different colours different size
C# 
Different smell and different cries
A         D#       G#        C#
Different meaning different life


G             C     G
Only, to have white hair
C             G       D           G
Caused by the trouble that never comes
      C  G  C          G        F#         B
And a gail, more powerfull than all of the guns, ever


C               D
Crying need, leading astray
    E                 F# C# E 
And steals her gentle smile away
B     C                  D
Came made two bites of cherry when
     E                  F# C# 
The world's too big for danger
E   B           C                  D
And for all the sake of imitating mum & dad
        E                F#   C#     E      B
There's good and bad down cul-de-sac and sanctuary
  C                 D                 E                 F# C#
Making two bites of cherry when the world's too big for danger
C        G   C    G   C  G     C
Jeapardy and risk is ten miles high