BR-549 - Psychic Lady Chords

Psychic Lady 
By BR549
Written by James Hardie McGhee 
rmofle at satx.rr.com
12/27/2004 


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Well I called up the psychic lady on my TV set 
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I gave her my credit card number said do your best
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She said if I were you boy I wouldn't even get out of bed
 
  
She said Mars is lined against you and you better stay home 
Yeah I see earthquakes, floods and famines wherever you roam 
Yeah, the next few days for you are like the twilight zone


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I said psychic lady, you drive me crazy 
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With your video voodoo and you beehive hairdo 
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Like a genie in a bottle you're livin’ in my TV set

  
Well I went down to my car but the motor was dead 
And I remembered what the psychic lady had said 
Right then someone knocked me in the back of the head 
Well I woke up beat up face down in the busy street 
And I hailed me a cab but they'd taken my wallet and keys 
Then a cop stopped by and arrested my for vagrancy 
  
Chorus

Fiddle 
  
Well my lawyer bailed me out but all my stuff was gone 
They'd taken everything but my trouble makin' telephone 
So I threw it out the window, said psychic lady leave me alone 

Chorus