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My Girlfriend Is An Alcoholic Tabs

(ver. 1)
Bowling For Soup
(Verse)
e|----------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|--8-8-8-8--8-8-8-8--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----|
D|--8-8-8-8--8-8-8-8--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----|
A|--6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2----|
E|----------------------------------------|
       MY GIRLFRIEND  IS SO BEAUTIFUL
 
e|----------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|--------------------6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6----|
D|--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4--6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6----|
A|--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----|
E|--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2----------------------|
    SHE MAKES ME      BREAKFAST AND FOLDS
                      MY SHIRTS
 
e|----------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|--8-8-8-8--8-8-8-8--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----|
D|--8-8-8-8--8-8-8-8--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----|
A|--6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2----|
E|----------------------------------------|
    THERE'S NO END    TO HER KINDNESS
 
e|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6-----|
D|--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6-----|
A|--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-----|
E|--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2-------------------------|
    AND SHE'S THE ONLY  MAKE ME LAUGH UNTIL IT
    ONE CAN             HURTS
 
e|----------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|--8-8-8-8--8-8-8-8--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----|
D|--8-8-8-8--8-8-8-8--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----|
A|--6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2----|
E|----------------------------------------|
    HER EYES SHINE    HER TEETH SPARKLE
 
e|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------|
G|----------------------6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6---|
D|--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6---|
A|--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4---|
E|--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2-----------------------|
    SHE WATCHES         ALL MY FAVORITE
                        SHOWS
 
(Pre-Chorus)
e|---------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------|
G|--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----4-4-4-4--4-4-4----6-6-6-6-6--|
D|--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----4-4-4-4--4-4-2----6-6-6-6-6--|
A|--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2----2-2-2-2--2-2-2----4-4-4-4-4--|
E|---------------------------------------------------|
    BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW
 
(Chorus)
e|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------|
G|-------6-6--------8-8----4-4-------------|
D|--4-4--6-6--------8-8----4-4-------------|
A|--4-4--4-4--------6-6----2-2-------------|
E|--2-2------------------------------------|
    HEY      MY GIRLFRIEND IS AN ALCOHOLIC
 
e|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------|
G|--------6-6---8-8------4-4---------------|
D|--4-4---6-6---8-8------4-4---------------|
A|--4-4---4-4---6-6------2-2---------------|
E|--2-2------------------------------------|
                NOBODY'S PERFECT
 
e|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------|
G|-------6-6--------8-8----4-4-------------|
D|--4-4--6-6--------8-8----4-4-------------|
A|--4-4--4-4--------6-6----2-2-------------|
E|--2-2------------------------------------|
      HEY    MY GIRLFRIEND GETS ALL DEMONIC
 
e|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------|
G|-------6-6--8-8---------------4-4--------|
D|--4-4--6-6--8-8---------------4-4--------|
A|--4-4--4-4--6-6---------------2-2--------|
E|--2-2------------------------------------|
              BUT I THINK SHE'S WORTH IT
 
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------6---6--------------8---8---------4---4---------|
D|--------4---4---------6---6--------------8---8---------4---4---------|
A|--------4---4---------4---4--------------6---6---------2---2---------|
E|--------2---2--------------------------------------------------------|
 WHEN SHE DRINKS DRINKS FIGHTS AT THE BAR, DRINKS DRINKS PUKES IN MY CAR
 
e|------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------6-6------8-8----------4-4----|
D|----4-4------------6-6------8-8----------4-4----|
A|----4-4------------4-4------6-6----------2-2----|
E|----2-2-----------------------------------------|
    I KNOW THAT IT'S OVER THE MINUTE SHE'S SOBER
 
e|------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------6-6--------8-8----7-7------------X-X-X--X-X-X--|
D|--4-4--6-6--------8-8----7-7------------X-X-X--X-X-X--|
A|--4-4--4-4--------6-6----5-5------------X-X-X--X-X-X--|
E|--2-2-------------------------------------------------|
    HEY      MY GIRLFRIEND IS AN ALCOHOLIC
 
(Verse)
e|----------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|--8-8-8-8--8-8-8-8--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----|
D|--8-8-8-8--8-8-8-8--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----|
A|--6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2----|
E|----------------------------------------|
       MY GIRLFRIEND  LOVES YOGA
 
e|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------|
G|----------------------6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6---|
D|--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6---|
A|--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4---|
E|--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2-----------------------|
    SHE'S A RINGER AT   KEG STANDS AND BODY
                        SHOTS
 
e|----------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|--8-8-8-8--8-8-8-8--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----|
D|--8-8-8-8--8-8-8-8--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----|
A|--6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2----|
E|----------------------------------------|
        DOES PILATES  THEN KAMIKAZES
 
e|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------|
G|----------------------6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6---|
D|--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6---|
A|--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4---|
E|--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2-----------------------|
    SO SWEET BUT YOU    NEVER WANNA p**s HER
                        OFF
 
(Pre-Chorus)
e|---------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------|
G|--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----4-4-4-4--4-4-4----6-6-6-6-6--|
D|--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4----4-4-4-4--4-4-2----6-6-6-6-6--|
A|--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2----2-2-2-2--2-2-2----4-4-4-4-4--|
E|---------------------------------------------------|
    BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW
 
(Chorus)
e|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------|
G|-------6-6--------8-8----4-4-------------|
D|--4-4--6-6--------8-8----4-4-------------|
A|--4-4--4-4--------6-6----2-2-------------|
E|--2-2------------------------------------|
    HEY      MY GIRLFRIEND IS AN ALCOHOLIC
 
e|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------|
G|--------6-6---8-8------4-4---------------|
D|--4-4---6-6---8-8------4-4---------------|
A|--4-4---4-4---6-6------2-2---------------|
E|--2-2------------------------------------|
                NOBODY'S PERFECT
 
e|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------|
G|-------6-6--------8-8----4-4-------------|
D|--4-4--6-6--------8-8----4-4-------------|
A|--4-4--4-4--------6-6----2-2-------------|
E|--2-2------------------------------------|
      HEY    MY GIRLFRIEND GETS ALL DEMONIC
 
e|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------|
G|-------6-6--8-8---------------4-4--------|
D|--4-4--6-6--8-8---------------4-4--------|
A|--4-4--4-4--6-6---------------2-2--------|
E|--2-2------------------------------------|
              BUT I THINK SHE'S WORTH IT
 
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------6---6--------------8---8---------4---4---------|
D|--------4---4---------6---6--------------8---8---------4---4---------|
A|--------4---4---------4---4--------------6---6---------2---2---------|
E|--------2---2--------------------------------------------------------|
 WHEN SHE DRINKS DRINKS FIGHTS AT THE BAR, DRINKS DRINKS PUKES IN MY CAR
 
e|------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------6-6------8-8----------4-4----|
D|----4-4------------6-6------8-8----------4-4----|
A|----4-4------------4-4------6-6----------2-2----|
E|----2-2-----------------------------------------|
    I KNOW THAT IT'S OVER THE MINUTE SHE'S SOBER
 
e|------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------|
G|-------6-6--------8-8----7-7--------------|
D|--4-4--6-6--------8-8----7-7--------------|
A|--4-4--4-4--------6-6----5-5--------------|
E|--2-2-------------------------------------|
    HEY      MY GIRLFRIEND IS AN ALCOHOLIC
 
e|------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------|
G|--4-4-4-4--4--3---------------------------|
D|--4-4-4-4--4--3--6--4---------------------|
A|--2-2-2-2--2--1--6--4---------------------|
E|-----------------4--2---------------------|
 
(Bridge)
e|------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------8-----------7--------------6----------------5------4----|
D|-------8-----------7---------------6----------------5------4------|
A|----6-----------5----------------4----------------3------2--------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------|
AND EVERY NIGHT I END UP DRIVIN SO SHE DON'T GO OUT DUI-IN AGAIN
 
e|-----------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------|
G|-------3---------------------------|
D|----3-------------------6----------|
A|--1-------------------6------------|
E|--------------------4--------------|
GET LOCKED IN THE PEN AGAIN
 
(Solo)
e|--2--1--2--2--6--4--6---6/7---9--9--9--9/11---|
B|----------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------|
 
e|--2-2-2-2--1-1-1-1--------------------|
B|--------------------4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4--|
G|--------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------|
 
(Chorus)
e|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------|
G|-------6-6--------8-8----4-4-------------|
D|--4-4--6-6--------8-8----4-4-------------|
A|--4-4--4-4--------6-6----2-2-------------|
E|--2-2------------------------------------|
    HEY      MY GIRLFRIEND IS AN ALCOHOLIC
 
e|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------|
G|--------6-6---8-8------4-4---------------|
D|--4-4---6-6---8-8------4-4---------------|
A|--4-4---4-4---6-6------2-2---------------|
E|--2-2------------------------------------|
                NOBODY'S PERFECT
 
e|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------|
G|-------6-6--------8-8----4-4-------------|
D|--4-4--6-6--------8-8----4-4------4-4----|
A|--4-4--4-4--------6-6----2-2------4-4----|
E|--2-2-----------------------------2-2----|
    HEY      MY GIRLFRIEND GETS ALL DEMONIC
 
e|------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------|
G|--6-6--8-8---------------4-4--------|
D|--6-6--8-8---------------4-4--------|
A|--4-4--6-6---------------2-2--------|
E|------------------------------------|
         BUT I THINK SHE'S WORTH IT
 
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------6---6--------------8---8---------4---4---------|
D|--------4---4---------6---6--------------8---8---------4---4---------|
A|--------4---4---------4---4--------------6---6---------2---2---------|
E|--------2---2--------------------------------------------------------|
 WHEN SHE DRINKS DRINKS FIGHTS AT THE BAR, DRINKS DRINKS PUKES IN MY CAR
 
e|------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------6-6------8-8----------4-4----|
D|----4-4------------6-6------8-8----------4-4----|
A|----4-4------------4-4------6-6----------2-2----|
E|----2-2-----------------------------------------|
    I KNOW THAT IT'S OVER THE MINUTE SHE'S SOBER
 
e|------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------|
G|-------6-6--------8-8----7-7--------------|
D|--4-4--6-6--------8-8----7-7--------------|
A|--4-4--4-4--------6-6----5-5--------------|
E|--2-2-------------------------------------|
    HEY      MY GIRLFRIEND IS AN ALCOHOLIC
            
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