WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band - My Pink Half Of The Drainpipe Chords | Ver. 1
...MY PINK HALF OF THE DRAINPIPE...
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*from 'The Doughnut In Granny's Greenhouse' (1968)*
*CAPO 3rd FRET*
(Original Key: Bb)
Intro:
G B, Em B (x2)
Verse 1:
G B Em B
You who speak to me, across the fence,
G B Am, E
Of common sense.
Am Am/maj Am7
How your tomato plant will win a prize;
Am6 Am D7 G
Won't that be nice? and by the way... how's your wife?
C C+
Your holidays, were spent in Spain,
Am7 D7
You went by train; you'll go again.
Verse 2:
G B Em B
Have you seen me bullfight poster on the wall?
G B Am E
Do you know the 'appy memory it re-calls?
Am Am/maj Am7 Am6
Here's a photograph of me with my son, Ted;
Am D7 G
That's me cousin, with his hanky on his head!
C C+
We booked in at our 'otel just after two,
Am7 D7
And met a family from Bradford that we knew.
Interlude:
G G7
Oooh, what melo-dy-a! (Burp!)
Chorus 1:
G B Em B
My pink half of the drainpipe,
G B Am E
Separates next door from me.
Am Am/maj Am7 Am6
My pink half of the drainpipe,
Am D7 (n.C) (G)
Oh, Mama! Belongs to me!
Interlude:
G B, Em B (x2)
Sax Solo:
G B, Em B, G B, Am E
Am Am/maj, Am7 Am6, Am7 D7, G
C C+, Am7 D7
Chorus 2:
G B Em B
My pink half of the drainpipe,
G B Am E
Semi-de-tach-ed, ah!
Am Am/maj Am7 Am6
My pink half of the drainpipe,
Am D7 (n.C) (G)
Oh, Mama! Belongs to moi!
Interlude:
G B, Em B (x2)
Verse 3:
G B Em B
I have a sister in To-ronto who's a nurse,
G B Am E
And I've had a bit of bother laying turf.
Am Am/maj Am7 Am6
It's life, not books that taught me all I've learned,
Am D7 G
Woop, in the b'oven, my rice pudding's getting burned!
C C+
'Ere, have you seen the new attachment on me drill?
Am7 D7
I must have the cat put down, 'cos he's ill.
Break:
(n.C)
Hey, neighbour!
Chorus 3:
G B Em B
My pink half of the drainpipe,
G B Am E
I may paint it blue.
Am Am/maj Am7 Am6
My pink half of the drainpipe,
Am D7 (n.C)
Keeps me safe from you!...
Interlude:
(Glockenspeil):
G
G C G
I'm a wobbly jelly, you're a pink blanc-mange,
C G A7 D7
I'm a sherry trifle, you're a chocolate sponge.
G C G
Your dad wears a paper hat, mine inflates bal-loons,
(n.C)
Whoops! Boodly boop! (Pop!) Here comes a spoon!
Coda:
G B Em B
My pink half of the drainpipe,
G B
Separates me from,
Am E Am
The in-credibly fascinating story of your life,
Am/maj Am7 Am6
And every day to day event, in all it's minute,
Am D7
And tedious at-tention to detail...
G
And was it a Thursday or a Wednesday?
C
Or, oh, no, it wasn't though.
C+
Oh, who cares anyway, because I do not.
Am7
So Norman if you're normal,
D7
I intend to be a freak for the rest of my life.
And I shall baffle you,
G B Em
With cabbages and rhinoceroses in the kitchen,
B G B
Incessant quotations from "Now We Are Six",
Em
Through the mouthpiece of Lord Snooty's,
B G B Em B
Giant poisoned e-lectric head. So there...
Outro:
G B, Em B (x6)
CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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G B Em Am E Am/maj Am7
EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
320003 224432 022000 x02210 022100 x02110 x02013
Am6 D7 C C+ G7 A7
EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
x02212 xx0212 x32010 x32110 323000 x02223
