Intro: C
C
Congratulations! Go stretch your ears and get a neck tattoo.
Am
Congratulations! All of our friends knew there was no better choice than you.
Dm G
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
C
Congratulations! Are you gonna move up north and throw away your Yankees hat?
Am
Congratulations! Are you gonna swear off ska and stop gelling your hair back?
Dm G
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
C G
Nice going asshole. Nice going asshole.
C Ab
Nice going asshole. Nice going asshole.
Dm G C G
You finally did something right and I'm two percent bummed it wasn't me.
Interlude: C G C C G C C G C Fm
C
I hope you know that Christine's gonna ask you to get into all your shows for free
Am
And I will smile while silently resenting you for quitting Bomb the Music Industry.
Dm G
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
Am G
Now Dave has another friend who's in a more successful band.
Am F G
Jenna's got another contact and another drummer to make out with again! w00t!
C G
Nice going asshole. Nice going asshole.
C Ab
Nice going asshole. Nice going asshole.
Dm G C Am
You finally did something right and you'll probably meet Dave Grohl.
Dm G
And tell us about him when you get home.
C G Am F
Then you'll get the news from me that you'll never quit this band.
C G Am
And we're taking you out on tour for those two months a year that you're
F
home because we can.
C G Am
And sure it's out of spite not to replace you, but you promised and we shook
F
hands.
C G Am
So remember when you're back in Long Island, you will forever be forced to
F
be a part of a ska band.
N.C.
One, two, three, one, two, three! Pick it up! One, two, three!
C G
Nice going asshole. Nice going asshole.
C Ab
Nice going asshole. Nice going asshole.
Dm G C Am
You finally did something right, I guess state college did pay off!
Dm G C Am
We're all music majors too, can you make Ferret give us jobs
Dm G C
or at least tell Ferret to sign my band?
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Fm
Diiiiiii...ck.
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