WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Bo Burnham - Five Years Chords | Ver. 1
[Spoken intro]
N.C.
Hey baby, uh, it's me
N.C.
Um, our anniversary's comin' up, it's a pretty big one
N.C. Em F#m
And, um, I wrote a song for you
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So I'm just leaving you this voicemail because, um, I want the song to begin with this voicemail
Em F#m
Like, I want the voicemail to play at the beginning of it
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So, if you could just download this voicemail when you get it and then text it to me
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Um, you might need to, like, download another app to download the—
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I don't know if you can rip your voicemail right off your phone, you might need to, like—
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Just Google it, don't call me and ask me
Em F#m
'Cause I know, I know what you're gonna do
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You're gonna, you're gonna get this and you're gonna think you just can't do it
Em F#m
And you're gonna call me, but then I'm just gonna Google it
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So, just you Google it, you're an adult, you can figure it out
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Um, so just, figure it out and text me the voicemail
Em F#m
Um, immediately, if you wouldn't mind, like, right when you get this
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Thank you, um, I love you, bye
[Verse 1]
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You're my best friend, I love you
Em F#m Bm Bm/D Bm
You know me and I know you
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We got problems that we've been through
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We got sh*t that we'll get through, uh
Em F#m
You think I'm rude to you
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You think I am the worst
Em F#m
Because I ask when you suck my dick
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To take out your Invisalign first
[Chorus]
Em F#m
Come on, five years, five years
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Still you, still me, still here
Em F#m
Five years, five years, baby
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Five years, five years
[Verse 2]
N.C. Bm Bm/D
We order Chinese, I'm eating my dumplings
Bm Em
You reach over and you take my dumpling
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You don't even say, "Do you mind?" or nothing
Bm Em
Why would you assume that you're entitled to a dumpling?
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So I look at you, you look back at me, like, "What the f**k did I do?"
Em F#m
If you really wanted some dim sum then
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You really should've gotten some when we put in the order
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You say, "You're a psycho and I- I don't wanna fight
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So, let's just drop this, it's not a big deal"
Bm
Okay, but for the record
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You owe me a dumpling, I mean it, I won't forget
Bm
You owe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent
[Chorus]
Em F#m
Five years, five years
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Still you, still me, still here
Em F#m
Five years, five years, baby
Bm Bm/D Bm
Five years, five years
[Verse 3]
Em F#m
We found a spider in the house
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You freaked and you jumped up onto the couch
Em F#m
Since I was close and able
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I jumped up on the coffee table
Em F#m
You said, "You should kill that"
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I said, "Um, no, f**k that"
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You said, "Come on, be a man"
N.C.
What?
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You're a total anti-sexist, a patriarchy fighter
Em F#m
But your whole world view collapses
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The moment there's a spider, cool
Em F#m
I get it, this is the real you
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It's a pleasure, nice to meet you
Em F#m
sh*t like this brings the movement down
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Everyone's a feminist until there is a spider around
[Chorus]
Em F#m
Five years, five years
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Still you, still me, still here
Em F#m
Five years, five years, baby
Bm Bm/D Bm
Five years, five years
[Outro]
Em F#m Bm Bm/D
How come every time I need to take a poo in the bathroom
Bm Em
You out of the blue need to use the bathroom?
F#m
Just use the guest room bathroom
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That's why we got two bathrooms
Em F#m
Just use the guest room bathroom
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That's why we got two bathrooms
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And you know