*Blink 182* - When You Fucked Grandpa Tabs

/=slide but don't pluck the note you slide to or it screws up the song!

Intro:

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro

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Verse1

When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
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did he hold you till the sun did rise and did he look into your eyes
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and ask you to fellate him and stick a finger or two in his ass
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Chorus

        He seems like a            total asshole
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        grandpa is a                total fucking asshole
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        who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his 
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    ass?              he rubs his dick in broken glass
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Verse2

When you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender?
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did he tie your hands behind your head and was it on your mother's bed?
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And
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this is fucking stupid man!
I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather!
I mean, you guys are related!
What's he gonna do, take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed?
Man, he'd like to fuck you on the bottom, and grandma would come in and watch and masturbate and cum all over the place and, this is stupid!
I hate you all!
I'm not even going to have sex with my mom tonight! 
Man, this is stupid!
I hate you!

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