Blink-182 - When You Fucked Grandpa Tabs

/=slide but don't pluck the note you slide to or it screws up the song!

Intro:

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro

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Verse1

When you f**ked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
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did he hold you till the sun did rise and did he look into your eyes
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and ask you to fellate him and stick a finger or two in his ass
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Chorus

        He seems like a            total a**hole
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        grandpa is a                total f**king a**hole
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        who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his 
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    ass?              he rubs his dick in broken glass
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Verse2

When you f**ked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender?
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did he tie your hands behind your head and was it on your mother's bed?
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And
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this is f**king stupid man!
I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather!
I mean, you guys are related!
What's he gonna do, take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed?
Man, he'd like to f**k you on the bottom, and grandma would come in and watch and masturbate and cum all over the place and, this is stupid!
I hate you all!
I'm not even going to have sex with my mom tonight! 
Man, this is stupid!
I hate you!