Bitch And Animal - Feminist Housewives Chords

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This is the story of Betty and Sue

Two women left their husbands... For each other

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(One, two, three and... *laugh*)

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I was watching opera yesterday

And Gloria Steinem came on to say
Gloria Steinem? Who's Gloria Steinem?
Gloria Steinem’s a famous feminist
She says there's no separation between housewife and feminist
She says you can be a housewife and a feminist
Really?

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All you housewives can be

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Famous feminists just like me

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Now I am cooking the veggies and valuing myself

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(Cooking the veggies and valuing myself, cooking the veggies and valuing myself)

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Gloria where have you been? (Where have you been?)

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You’ve become my inspiration (My inspiration)

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Gloria where have I been? (Where have I been?)

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All these years I've been listening to Jim

Get out of the way of the game
Where is my dinner?

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Gloria please save me now (Save me now)

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I need to free myself please tell me how (Free myself)

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I am becoming a coward

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Gloria Steinem, where are you now?

Gloria Steinem, wait a minute
I heard on public radio that Gloria Steinem was gonna be speaking at a rally for women’s 
in Washington DC!

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Gloria, Gloria, I'm buying my ticket today

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I'm going to the rally in Washington

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I'm gonna see her at the rally in Washington

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I'm gonna find her at the rally in Washington

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I can't wait for the rally in Washington

sh*t Sue! What am I gonna tell Jim?
Well... tell him you're on a business trip
Business trip? Sue, I'm a housewife...

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Alright, tell him you're abducted by a strange group of aliens

They took a specimen out of your left breast

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And planted it into Washington DC and you've gotta go there to rediscover a part of yourself

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No Sue he watches the X-files he knows the difference between real aliens and fake aliens

Rally? Women’s rights? Who the hell you think you are?

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My name is Betty and my name is Sue

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And there's a lot of thing we can do

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Cause we are, wannabe feminist housewives

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Yeah, we are gonna be feminist housewives

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See you later Jim, I'm going to the rally in Washington

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Byebye!

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Well that was five years ago, today

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I said: Herb, you can take you're SUV and shove it up your ass

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Me and Betty, we're hitting the road

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I'm switching out of wife mode

I don't know Herb; it's not like I have anything against you

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It's just; well you're not really my type Herb

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Look, look, there's no need to argue, this is goodbye Herb

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And Herb, I'll try not to slam the door on my way out okay

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And try not to choke from the dust coming from my heels, Herb

Oh and Herb, don't forget to feed Olive Oil
Bye Olive Oil (Meow)

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And suddenly, Betty and I were free

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We were finally free

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Going to the rally in Washington

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On the road to the rally in Washington

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I couldn't wait for the rally in Washington

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Hey Sue, we're almost to the rally in Washington

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Well I'm sure it's not hard for you to imagine

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What happened in that car on that road to that rally in Washington DC, right?

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Some people say that it was, that it was destiny

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That Betty and I got in that car and got on that road to go to that rally

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Some people say that a band of angels guided our car on that road

Who knows?
Something about the moon, or the way her skin mixed with vinyl

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I realize, Sue, I've been lusting after her for four years now

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(I've been lusting after you for four years now)

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Betty, I've been lusting after you for four years now

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(I've been lusting after you, for four years now)

Oh my god Betty
Oh my god, Oh, My, god
I'm a dyke
I'm a dyke
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I’m A dyke, dyke, dyke, dyke, D-D-D-dyke

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We're great moms

(Hahaha, I wanna do that again)